Spongebob
Thats a good choice Bruce
Good choice.

Mr. Crabs
Was that it?

Sandy
Yeah

Patrick
Pretty much

Mr. Crabs
that was a waste of four minutes of my life

some mentally ill attention whore
Whatever you die in endgame anyway.

Mr. Crabs
What

Squidward
What

Sandy
What

Patrick
What

Spongebob
What

Gary
What

some mentally ill attention whore
What
I didn't say anything

that one red guy with katanas
stop gaslighting yourself. It's not healthy

some mentally ill attention whore
What's not healthy is looking like a fucking mouldy potato that god fucked by a dead avocado

that one red guy with katanas
THAT WAS TOO FAR
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

some mentally ill attention whore
No. Now get out of my story, you're not supposed to be here until chapter 37.

that one red guy with katanas
That's fair.
Also the vibes here are just a little too-

some mentally ill attention whore
I know right.
well me and Wade don't like your energy.
we're gonna bounce

that one red guy with katanas
peace out homies

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Squidward
That was even stranger than the spongebob thing

Spongebob
Has that happened before?

Mr. Crabs
I think it has.

Gary
I think we may need to improve the security

JARVIS
no signs of security breach are showing. It may just be an error

Spongebob
Holy fuck since when was JARVIS in the chat?

Mr. Crabs
He has clearance to everything in the building.

Patrick
Everything?

Sandy
Now I know. I will never go to Stark tower.

Mr. Crabs
What it's not like you kids have anything to hide do you?

Gary
I'm sure it's nothing. Moons just messing around

Squidward
And it's only Shuri s nature to make jokes about everything. After all, she is one, herself.

Patrick
Did you just say that Shuris a joke?

Squidward
Yes.

Spongebob
e v e r y t h i n g ?

Mr. Crabs
Yes Moony, everything.

Spongebob
So he sees all pictures we take?
Also, unrelated, someone took a bunch of pics of Natahas hands on my phone.
And some of my boobs as well
Also a lot of cat pictures
And pics of me crying

Gary
Wait what?

Mr. Crabs
Im sorry, rewind for a second.
Why on earth were you crying?
What do you have to cry about?
Is there anything we can do?
Is it because of us?
Will it make you feel better if i gave you my credit card and sent Peter to take you shopping?

Spongebob
1. I cry over everything
2. I cry over everything
3. Idk maybe chicken nuggets
4. Nope:))
5. Yes, most definitely

Patrick
I would love that

Sandy
You do realise that she is just going to make you carry all of her bags right?

Squidward
Wouldn't that be child labour?

Spongebob
He's 19 so not really
It would be spider labour

Patrick
Is that better?

Mr. Crabs
No idea

Gary
I'm sorry, are we going to ignore the fact that moon has nudes on her phone?

Spongebob has sent 4 images to Gary

Mr. Crabs
I want one.

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