(I'm so sorry)
"HmMmM aNoThEr dAy iN tHiS bOrInG kInGdOm" crepe stood there soaking in the surroundings "I wanna do something fun teehee" suddenly a beam of light appeared in front of them "wha-"
"It is I child"
"WHAT"
"be not afraid"
"sir that looks kinda like a m'am this is the scariest moment of my life"
"wha-anyways" "It is I pure vanilla the "best" ancient, child i will give you something to cure your boredom"
"cool like a gun?" the strawberry child's eyes sparkled
"what no, I'm not getting sued"
"then what is it?"
"A lemon"
"what, A LEMON?"
"yes" crepe took the lemon in their hand
"what do I do with the citrus?"
"oh thats easy!"
*silence*
"Beat up my grandson and his team XD"
"what the- okay" crepe then left to go beat some cookies asses
(forgive me)
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Strawberry crepe cookie brutally assaults the starter team with a lemon
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