*smashes keyboard*

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I don't even need a title at this point-

Hooray part 25 of me think I'm funny or somethin.

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Niki: You won't understand what I'm doing, for I'm much more experienced in these such of things. While you're just a simple minded child...

*Niki proceeds to lightly hit Ali in the side, teasing him*

Ali:

Ali: Do you want me to kick your ass again.

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Alicia: Crap.

Rama: Watch your f#cking language.

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Viktor: I don't think the principal of this school is that smart.

Random: You calling the principal dumb?

Viktor: Probably.

Random: Do you know who I am?

Viktor: who?

Random: The principal's son!

Viktor: Do you know who I am?

Random: ...No?...

Viktor: Good. *runs off*

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Mika: Why would you give Moon your keris??

Chris: She said she felt unsafe.

Mika: WELL NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!

Chris: Sorry.

Chris:

Chris: You want a keris?

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Rudy: I got a new journal, what should I put in it?

Moon: Put spaghetti in it.

Rudy: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.

Zass *in writing*: Put spaghetti in it.

Rudy: I'm taking suggestions from anyone but the two of you.

Karya: That's right, spaghetti in a journal is just silly.

Karya: You should put macaroni in it.

Rudy: I'm never taking suggestions from anyone.

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Bulat: There is no 'i' in team, but there is and 'i' in pizza!

Khai:

Khai: You're not sharing-

Bulat: I'm not sharing the pizza.

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Ghazali: I know you snuck out last night, Ali.

Ali *in head*: Play dumb.

Ali: Who's Ali?

Ali *in head*: NOT THAT DUMB!

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Iman: I love the whole 'good cop bad cop' thing you two have going.

Ali: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm neutrally good and Alicia's just really intimidating.

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Leon: Did you just refer a knife as a 'people opener'?

Roza: Should I not have?

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Bakar *facing backwards*: I checked your alibis, or should I say...

Bakar *turns around dramatically*: Alib-LIES!

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Rudy: I only have one feelings and that is anger.

Bulat: You texted me late at night (probably half asleep) and sent me a bunch of happy + sad emojis while telling me how much you missed the old days when we were little and hanged out all the time.

Rudy:

Rudy: But out of anger.

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Zass: *pointing at an empty donut box (white sugar powder donuts) while looking at Bulat*

Bulat: What? You think I ate your donuts?

Zass: *Points at all the white powder on Bulat's face*

Bulat*panicking*: Cocaine.

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Jet: I did something wrong and I need you advice.

Jet: But I don't want any judgement nor criticism.

Alicia and Roza:

Roza: And you came to us?

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I'm done-

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 01, 2022 ⏰

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