(Texting)
Richie: This burrito has foreskin
Bev: that made me think of the dream i had the other night
it was awesome
i had a huge ass dick
Stan: I'm gonna go kill myself now (author's note: if yall make a joke about this I swear)
Ben: the amount of shock that passed
through my body while reading that
what did you do with it bev
Eddie: Don't ask that
Bev: totally jerked off
duh
Ben: oh
Bev: im sorry
Mike: I hate both of you
Stan: the one time bev is in the chat and this is what we get
Mike: I'm sayin
Bev: sorry
but yall should be grateful 😌
Ben: at least you didn't get the details 😰
Bev: thats true
yall lucked out
Eddie: THOSE WERENT DETAILS???
Bev: NOPE
Richie: LOL
Bev: i mean i can tell yall if you want 😏
Stan: no thanks
we're good
Bev: alr then
(The next day)
Bill: WTF AM I WAKING UP TO????
