The Mirror rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying
FARQUAAD: Ah...perfect.
Farquaad looks down and pulls the sheet up to cover himself as the covers rise.
CLIFFSIDE - MORNING
Fiona walks out of the cave. She glances at Shrek and Donkey who are still sleeping. She wanders off into the woods and comes across a blue bird. She begins to sing, and the bird sings along with her. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. Fiona hits a note so high that it causes the bird to explode. Fiona looks a little sheepish, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Fiona is now cooking the eggs for breakfast. Shrek and Donkey are still sleeping. Shrek wakes up and looks at Fiona. Donkey's talking in his sleep.
DONKEY: (quietly) Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. Come on, baby. I said I like it...
SHREK: Donkey, wake up. (shakes him)
DONKEY: Huh? What?
SHREK: Wake up.
DONKEY: What? (stretches and yawns)
FIONA: Good morning. Uh, how do you like your eggs?
DONKEY: Oh, good morning, Princess!
SHREK: What's all this about?
FIONA: You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.
Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them.
SHREK: Uh, thanks.
Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips.
FIONA: Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. (smiling, walks off)
SHERWOOD FOREST
The three continue their journey back to Duloc. They are walking through the forest and Shrek belches.
DONKEY: Shrek!
SHREK: What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. (laughs)
DONKEY: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess!
Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks.
FIONA: Thanks.
DONKEY: She's as nasty as you are.
SHREK: (chuckles) You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.
She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a man swings down and swoops Fiona up into a tree.
MONSIEUR HOOD: La liberte! Hey!
SHREK: Princess!
FIONA: Oh! Wait wait--what are you doing?!
MONSIEUR HOOD: Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green...(kisses up her arm while Fiona pulls back in disgust)...beast.
SHREK: Hey! That's my princess! Go find you own!
MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
FIONA: (getting fed up) Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!
MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! (laughs)
Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood.
MERRYMEN: Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.
MONSIEUR HOOD: I steal from the rich and give to the needy.
MERRYMAN: He takes a wee percentage,
MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good.
MERRYMEN: What a guy, Monsieur Hood.
MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...
MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! So...When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. That's bad.
MERRYMEN: That's bad. That's bad. That's bad!
MONSIEUR HOOD: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad!
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Script from Shrek
HumorThe ogre Shrek lives in a distant swampland. He is very private and chases away anyone who comes near his house. One day, Lord Farquaad, king of the nearby swamp kingdom, decides to banish all fairytale characters from his realm.
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