"I'm Thinking This Is a Problem We Can Solve Together" (Jevon One-shots)

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🧚🏻‍♂️Andy Warhol🧚🏻‍♂️ changed their name

☠️dead mom + dead dad☠️: Devon...you're the only one missing a depressing name....

🔍Blues clues could neva🔍: how tf is Juniors depressing?

🧑🏻‍🎤Wannabe Beiber🧑🏻‍🎤: I wanted to be a singer...daddy said "no be the me I failed to be"

❌Unplanned Blonde❌: can't believe you just made him relive that...smh bad son

☠️dead mom + dead dad☠️: now you def gotta change your name

🔪 Chucky's rebooted Casper🔥: it's unanimous

🔍Blues clues could neva🔍 changed their name

🪜Scared of stairs🪜: better?

❌ Unplanned Blonde❌:  it'll work for now, ig

🪜Scared of stairs🪜: smh, it's never enough 4 u

🔪 Chucky's rebooted Casper🔥: why r you singing Olivia Rodrigo?

☠️dead mom + dead dad☠️: shut up olive

🧑🏻‍🎤Wannabe Beiber🧑🏻‍🎤: sadly...↑↑↑ (x2)
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Devon's boy🧑🏻‍🎨: is it gay to say I miss you?

Jake's boy🕵🏽‍♂️: very, but I miss you too

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: but since you're there can you get me some pop-tarts

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: can't believe you faked missing me  just to use me for pop-tarts...

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨:...so that's a no?

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: ...what kind?

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: red velvet or cinnamon pls♡

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: if the grocery store doesn't have those?

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: then I'll just cry 🤷🏻

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: I'll get you strawberry

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: THAT BASIC ASS FLAVOR??? YOU THINK IM THAT BORING?

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: STOP YELLING!!!!

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: sorry baby...but yeah I'll take crying over that flavor...or a tea🧡

Jake's boy 🕵🏽‍♂️: okay🧡
Cya soon

Devon's boy 🧑🏻‍🎨: cya soon( ◜‿◝ )♡
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🧸Care bear🧸: Jake!!!! Devon!!!! Hurry up with the snacks, the tea party will start late!

🫒Olive oil eating bit-🫒: exactly 💯↑

🪲June-buggie🪲: probably making out...HOES!

👠Barbie impersonator👛: JUNIOR!!!

🧸Care bear🧸: MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR 🪙❗

🪲 June-buggie🪲: my bad Coraline....

🧸Care bear🧸: I said stop calling me that! My hair is not blue! Or short!

🎙️pod-castin' @ 3 am🎙️: can y'all shut up? I can't hear the microwave over the constant dinging of my our phones

🫒Olive oil eating bit-🫒: did dnd/silent mode disappear or..?

👠Barbie impersonator👛: ↑↑

🪲 June-buggie🪲: ↑↑(x2)

🧸Care bear🧸: ↑↑ (x3)

☁️Cloud Curls☁️: we're bringing the snacks now! Get off the phones!

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This was written in 10 minutes, I just wanted to post but I am working on some other stuff...okay bye!!!! Also sorry this was so short but I not even good at real conversations so I'm definitely trash at convos I have to make up.....

Word Count : 730 (short asf, I'm disappointed)