Gryffindor: How is everyone doing?
Slytherin: I'm breathing.
Gryffindor: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?
Slytherin: Well, it's more than Rawenclaw.
Rawenclaw: *having a panic attack* Honestly, fuck you.
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Hogwarts houses one shots and head canons
FanfictionJust some head canons and one shots about Hogwarts houses.
