One nice day zhongli woke up because he didn't die in his sleep *dramatic gasp*
He went to look at his fat ass In the mirror because why not and then he was his ass was bigger than the mirror "my sugar daddy will love this" he said he would be so rich
He went out to town to find his sugar daddy to get money and everytime someone walked by him they payed him because his fat ass was so big
Soon zhongli was the richest person in tayvat (idk how to spell it sorry)
