Rorschach POV.
So I'm stuck in an alternate universe, great, well at least heroes still exist. But vigilantism are still illegal. Fuck, I mean I get its suppose to make sure no one uses their quirk in public randomly. But still!
Right now, I left the library soon after and went back to the rooftops, scouting for crime. Of course I found crime in the alley, someone was selling drugs. So I sprang into action.
Some Yakuza goon: "You got the goods?"
Some Overhaul goon: "Of course, *opens briefcase* the boss doesn't lie to buyers."
Some Yakuza goon: "Goo- WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
The fuckers with the bird masks look at what the Yakuza member is looking at, little ol' me.
Some Overhaul goon: "Hey, punk! Scurry off will you!"
.....
Some other Overhaul goon: "Do you value your own life, or what?"
.....
Some other Overhaul goon: "You asked for it!"
As the goon charged at me. I pulled out my lighter, and hairspray. You know where is is going.
Some other Overhaul goon: "AHHHHHHH! MY FACE! MY FUCKING FACE!"
Some Overhaul goon: "Oh my god! What the fuck!"
As they were panicking, I used the grapple gun to latch into a wall and pulled it, breaking the wall and knocking a few goons out.
Some other Yakuza goon: "Oh you're gonna pay for that!"
The goons body turned into metal, and also charged towards me. The fight was rough, he punched me, I punched back. Eventually I got tired of this so I dropped a wall on him.
*A few hours later.*
I beat them, it took hours, but I beat them. As I was about to climb back to the roof, three people called out to me.
???: "Freeze!"
Rorschach: "Fuckin' hell."
???: "You will be brought in for questioning."
Rorschach: "No."
???: "If you resi- Wait what?"
Rorschach: "I said no, so fuck off."
???: "Then you are under arrest for resisting."
Rorschach "Oh fuck off, listen you poor excuses of heroes. If you care about what happened, ask the gangsters on the ground."
???: "Why you-!"
The hero stretched his arm towards me, I jumped away is time. This infuriated him and me. Him because I'm resisting arrest, and me because I'm already tired. Trying to think of a weakness they could have.
Rorschach: "Hey, what are your names?"
Kamui: "My name is Kamui Woods. Hope you remember it when you're in jail."
Mt. Lady: "My name is Mt. Lady, I'm surprised you haven't heard of me."
Death Arms: "I'm Death Arms! Get ready for a beating!"
Rorschach: "Hm, alright. Thats all the information I need."
The heroes were slightly confused because of what I said, but immediately refocused on me. The first to charge at me was Death Arms, of course it was him.
As he charged towards me, I sidestepped to dodge him. Behind me is a wall, he couldn't stop in time so he crashed into the wall.
Death Arms: "You just got lucky."
He went to charge again, but I dodge again, he crashed into the garbage.
Death Arms: "Stop dodging!"
He went to charge again, I dodged, he hit his allies. After he hit his allies, I knocked him out. Then made my escape.
"Heh, I got lucky."
