Lysander's POV
"Now go to sleep or I will make you go to sleep!"
"Have you ever wanted to be Little Red Riding Hood?" Lorcan asked in the middle of the night for no reason. We are lying in our twin sized beds in the blue (my color choice) room. Then (why do I think like this?) I imagine me skipping off into the forest with a basket of muffins to some random girl's house (that didn't sound very good but oh well. What can you do?). Let's go over the good options (god, why am I so weird), there's Lily who is dating someone else, so not her. We have Rose who likes my brother (why?), there's Lucy who swears (swears) that she will never ever fall for anyone else (but who knows she could be wrong... even though she's always right), so really all that leaves me with Roxanne. She is cute and a lot like me! And, she is closer to my age than most of the other girls I like. (For your information I like a lot of girls. My brother says I'm girl crazy but he's wrong... right, RIGHT?!)
"We could even make a little red riding hood play!" My brother's comment snaps me out of my thoughts, "umm ok!"
"What's up you aren't showing any emotion... Do you hate my idea?" He says most likely trying to make me feel bad in some demented way.
"I meant to say UMM OF COURSE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA WOOHOO!!!" I scream much too loudly for what should be appropriate at midnight or something. Our niffler Ed jumps up and squashes Pete (our bowtruckle, well more like Lorcan's bowtruckle but whatever). Pete started angrily talking to Ed after he had jumped off of Pete. Weird pets.
"THAT'S BETTER MY DUDE!"
"So anyway what parts should we play?"
"I could be Little Red Riding Hood because I'm wearing a red shirt."
"Aww I wanted to be Little Red."
"Well too bad!"
"I guess I could be the wolf."
"Maybe we could make mom be the grandma."
"MAKE ME BE WHAT!?" Oh no. Mom is screaming like that. She only screams like that when we are in huge trouble. (Which is a lot but anyways... it's still scary she's not really a person that screams a lot so when she screams at us, it's scary.)
"Umm well we thought that maybe you could be the grandma in our little red riding hood play?" I said weakly.
"At three in the morning?" She said very angrily. I check the clock.
"Merlin's pants it's three oh four!" I nearly jump out of my bed.
"Now go to sleep or I will make you go to sleep!"
"Night mom!" I say.
"Hope you sleep well." Lorcan says. Then we both flop down on our beds and try to get to sleep as best as we can.
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DISCONTINUED- "I ship it" - a Roxanne Weasley x Lysander Scamander fan fiction
Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Join Roxanne and Lysander as they go through their last year of Hogwarts, facing obstacles such as pranks, exploding walls, bullies, car accidents, adorable dogs, and the worst out of them all, homework. I will try to publish new chap...
