Bungou Stray Dogs Reaction (ADA Watching BSD)

Explanation/Wan!

It was just a normal day for the detective agency.

Ranpo who's eating his sweets,  Kenji who's already asleep, Doctor Yosano who's asking them if they are injured, President who's drinking tea, Tanizaki siblings who's being so lovely-dovely as always, Kunikida who's doing something, Atsushi who's with Kyoka and having their first date, and our Dazai who has been kidnapped and no one questioned about it.

Yes, it was quite a lovely day. When all of the felt dizzy and when they opened their eyes, they saw that all of them has been gathered in a small cinema with their faces in the center.

Some of them felt panic inside while some was just analyzing their situation. President looked towards Ranpo and asked, "Ranpo, do you have any idea?" Ranpo looked blankly and shook his head, "Nope! But I just know one thing... My sweets are gone!" He dramatically said.

"Take this seriously, Ranpo-san!" Unexpectedly, it was Dazai who said it. The whole agency members looked at him like he gained another head as some of them sweatdropped.

'Is he really that bandage wasting man who's lazy enough to breath?'

'Why does he looked like a mess? Another fight?'

'Beef... I'm hungry again.'

'Injured... Cure... hehehe.'

"Oh? Dazai, do you know something?" President asked. Dazai returned to his teasing face after his serious speech and said, "Kunikida-kun looks sexy at that, yet again." A loud bang interrupted their silence as a scene of Kunikida, shaking Dazai violently appeared.

"It is maybe... ability? Like teleportation or something..." Atsushi mumbled as the two stopped. "Well, not bad Idea." Kunikida said while fixing his glasses.

"They might be dangerous if they can teleport us here when we all are in different places." Tanizaki hesitantly said. "But~ Onii-sama's face is much more dangerous for Naomi at all~" They began their session while the others just ignore it like nothing is happening.

A little while later, smokes screen filled the theater's stage and a girl with a bunny mask appeared in front of them. All of them was on guard at the sudden appearance. The girl looked at them and said, "Good day, Armed Detective Agency. My name is 'you are'. The nobody in this world who is bored as hell and wants you to watch something." The girl cheerful demeanor cease them a little but still on guard.

"Kimika? Kimiwa?" Dazai asked as the girl looked unimpressed. "Choose whatever you want." The girl goes back to her cheerful self as Dazai nod. "Alright! Kimiwa!"

"Good choice! Hello again! My name is Kimika! Now, I'll tell you what you are going to do any why you are here." The others just ignore the defeated Dazai and some looked serious. "So first, you are going to watch the anime, Bungou Stray Dogs!" She announced and they all looked puzzled.

Dazai straightened up at the word, 'Stray Dogs.' "What is that, Kimiwa-chan?" He asked like asking for confirmation.

"It's Kimika! Anyways, Never heard anime before? It's a show like in a books story where there is a protagonist, and antagonist, and an overpowered side-main characters who always steal the protagonist's spotlight."

"Then why do we necessarily watch that thing?" Ranpo asked still unimpressed. "It's the story about all of you. It's just like watching your life and reveal all the secrets you have been kept this whole time! Isn't it fun?" Then the atmosphere got denser.

"Isn't that a little out of our privacy?" Tanizaki asked. "It is. That's why I can only teleported the whole agency who's I know, trusted." She said but they are still hesitate. "Also, unlimited snacks are here." "I'm in!" Ranpo carefree-ly agreed as the other sweatdropped.