Hogwarts Oneshots

ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅ.ᴍ)

A/N: Takes place in 5th year, during a party

House: Slytherin

I bring the drink up, the cold glass meeting my lips. "Y/n, kiss kill fuck?" Pansy says, a drunken smile spreading across her face. She was drunk along with majority of the students left in the common room. "No-" I reply before getting cut off by a bunch of boo's from Slytherin students, itching for any kind of drama.

"Oi." I call, my ego getting the better of me. "Fine."

Pansy winks at me, clearly pleased by my sudden change. "Dumbledore, Snape, Draco's mum"

The whole room bursts into 'oooh's' and 'ahhh's.' Draco gives me a glare.

I slowly let myself fall backwards, lying down on the cold marble of the common room floor, staring at the ceiling before letting out a giggle followed by a hiccup.

Once again Slytherin had won the Quidditch game against Ravenclaw, and Slytherin's weren't the type to miss an excuse for a party. Just like two weeks ago, the room was filled with falling down streamers and balloons. Empty cups of alcohol and spilt drinks littered the floor, the unmistakable smell of fire whiskey and butterbeer filled my nose.

"As much as I love Dumbledore, I'll kill him."  I chuckle as I sit back up, my legs out in front of me. "kiss Snape and fuck Cissy- your mum's hot Draco" I drag out his name for longer then needed.

 The whole room erupts into murmurs and laughter, all except Draco who was glaring me daggers a few spots away from me. I wink at him before waving my wand softly, topping my glass up with yet another drink of fire whiskey.

Ever since that one night in the common room, I knew he had a thing for me. Numerous late night and giggles with Pansy had led us on to tease him about that. 

After all, why not have a little fun with it?

I take another swig from my glass before extending my arm to set it up on the table behind me. I fold my hands together. 

"This is boring" I murmur from behind Lorenzo, eager for a change in energy. "Lets play truth or dare" I slur my words.

"Alright bet!" Enzo grins. I nod, urging him to go on as I turn and lean back on the leg of the table "Truth or dare... Pansy." Lorenzo bites his lip, a goofy grin spread on his face.

"Dare" Pansy shouts, gathering the attention of a few 3rd years standing nearby. She takes another shot of some drink in her cup.

 I roll my eyes. She definitely wouldn't have chosen truth anyway. Lorenzo seemed to have known this too, as he had a dare ready the moment she responded

 "I dare you to sit on Y/N's lap for the rest of the game." Lorenzo glanced over at Draco. I giggle, knowing what Lorenzo was getting at. Draco's face fell into a small scowl, sneering at Lorenzo.

It was funny how much he seemed to care.

Pansy and I laugh as she slips into my lap. With anyone else, I would have been uncomfortable but Pansy and I joked about stuff like this all the time. Pansy had come out publicly a month ago, but she had come out to me in our second year when she developed a crush on some Ravenclaw girl.

Plus, it seemed to get on the blondes nerves. I look up at him, seeing that familiar sour look on his face as he gave Pansy a dirty look.

Maybe he was more into me than I thought. Who knew that little trick in the common room would result to this?

 I took this as an opportunity to tease him a bit more. Y'know, show him what he doesn't have?

Pansy turned around to me, clearly referring to Draco's not-so-subtle glares from across the room. I gave her a knowing smirk and she quickly gave one back.