Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]

Allmight's a Bitch

Build Bridges not Walls 

Loki: I know soooo many secrets 

Cat: what 

Cowboy: where did this come from

WAAAALLLL: how many?

Loki: too many 

RatBear: you do seem to know more than you let on Loki

Loki: I'll tell you one thing about the future 

Cowboy: you know the future

Cat: I highly doubt that

Loki: Cat

Cat: yes?

Loki: you're gonna hate this next school year

Cat: why?

Loki: Broccoli boi be breaking bones, but only his own.

Cat: ???

Loki: heh

RatBear: I don't understand this, but I don't think Loki can see the future

Loki: really?

Loki: are you sure?

RatBear: absolutely

Loki: then how do I know about Allmight?

RatBear: that I am unsure

Cat: know what?

Loki: stuff

Cat:—_—

Loki: (:

Cowboy: can you tell me mine?

Cat: you can't seriously believe them

Cowboy: maybe it's not true but it's fun at least

Loki: you my good sir, is going to bump into a naked woman's chest

Cowboy: I'm sorry what? I would never!

Loki: it was on accident, and you continuously apologized after 

Cowboy: I feel so embarrassed yet it hasn't even happened yet

RatBear: hmm can you tell us something useful for the future?

Spoiler warning

Loki: ... if handyman ain't caught before/during the kidnapping, someone in this group chat  will die, students will be forced to go to war with pros, and broccoli boy goes into coma and leaves UA to 'keep his friends safe'

Spoiler done

Loki: is that enough information?

RatBear: that is quite detailed...

Loki: exactly

Loki: now that you know that though * **** **** * ****** ** ****

Cat: what's that last part?

Loki: Nothing!

Cowboy: sus

Loki: -tainable 

Cowboy: ?

Loki: reference

Cat: I am unconvinced

Loki: I mean I could always talk about your past instead

Cat: you don't even know who I am

Loki: do I Catman?

Cat: no you don't

Loki: I beg to differ

Cat: prove it

Loki: alright then

Loki: how's Sushi?

Cat: what?

Loki: the cat, Sushi? How are they?

Cat: their fine, but that still doesn't mean you know who I am

Loki: you left Sushi in the rain but you gave them your umbrella

Cat: how do you know that?

Loki: ✨MaGiC✨

Cowboy: you! Left a cat in the rain!?

Cat: not my brightest moment

RatBear: fascinating 

Loki: indeed

RatBear: oh just letting everyone know that the new hire will be joining this group chat within the next week

Loki: dear god no.