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Chocolate? Flowers? CARDS!? AM I GONNA DIE?!

Stratrap: No you idiot. It's Valentine's Day.

Dadtrap: ..so this is not a goodbye gift before you finally kill me?

Stratrap: It is a holiday and killing you on a holiday will cause a...depression in a mood that would be more than I want from others. So here.

*Hands Dadtrap the items*

Stratrap: Just...don't tell Lunit.

Dadtrap: ...don't tell me-

Stratrap: I can't give him a limb! 

*Madtrap enters the room*

Madtrap: You got me nothing for V-day?!

*Dadtrap gives a side glance at Stratrap before sharing some chocolate with Madtrap*

*Stratrap walks to the barricade in the room*

Dadtrap: What's that for?

Strat: Watch. There was a reason I didn't give him chocolate.

Dad: You're over reacting, Proffe.

Exactly 5 minutes later....

*Dadtrap bangs on the Barricade*

Dadtrap: LUNIT HAS GONE NUTS!

Strat: What do you want me to do about it?

CRASH

*A chair flew and hit the barricade as Madtrap runs around destroying everything*

Dad: Let me in!

*Madtrap flips the tables and starts screeching as he runs after Dadtrap*

Strat: Happy Valentine's Day. -w-

Dad: PROFFEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!! 

😡😡😡😡😡

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Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

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