1. The Snare drum is your life.
2. If you don't think Snare is life. First fuck you, second go back to the first rule.
3. You are never wrong unless your tech tells you that you are wrong, if you think your wrong your tech is ass.
4. Snare is the most important line instrument no matter what the others say.
5. Your timing is always more right then the drum majors timing.
6. If you suck you aren't a real snare, sorry, not sorry, even your trying makes me sick.
7. If you start the practice circle, don't even move a finger out of it till you have the practiced part perfect.
8. Practice is more important then anything
9. Fucking around in the drum room is more important then practice.
10. Masturbating to your drum is strictly, NOT ALLOWED, unless you haven't touched yourself in a week then it's all good.
11. Do not allow anyone else to touch your drum
12. If you let someone else touch your drum you've failed me already.
13. If your name is Australian (aka, Barbie, Joey, Ross) , you are automatically center snare.
14. You must own a soccer ball
15. You must throw the soccer ball in the newest tenors face at every immediate chance.
16. If you wish to be anything other then a Snare... No
17. If your favorite corp does not start with Blue or Santa... No
18. If you are not center snare, you want to be center snare, if you are, Fuck those other guys.
19. If your center snare does not want females then that person is not a true center snare.
