Just a bunch of kids doing chaotic things [Cookie Run chatfic]

THE SHARK IS CHAOTIC I REPEAT THE SHARK IS CHAOTIC

Wafflebot Guardian is online

Wafflebot Guardian: Ok since we barely even know each other what shall we do?
Wafflebot Guardian: All I know about these cookies rn are that they all are so fucking dry texters, annoying and basic!!!!

Island boy is online

Island boy: I WANNA DO A Q&A

Wafflebot Guardian: Well I guess why not

Wafflebot Guardian: EVERYONE GET ONLINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Island boy: I don't think yelling is going to make a difference

Wafflebot Guardian: WELL FIRST OF ALL I WANNA ASK @Jellius Extremus (Cream Puff) A QUESTION
Wafflebot Guardian: WHY IS @Snowy (Snow Sugar) MUCH BETTER AT MAGIC THAN YOU YET YOU'VE GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL?
Wafflebot Guardian: YOU'RE SO SHIT AT IT!!!!

Jellius Extremus is online

Jellius Extremus: I'm not entirely sure tbh
Jellius Extremus: Hopefully one day though I'll be just as good at Snow Sugar when it comes to magic! :)

Snowy is online

Snowy: Just her luck I guess
Snowy: If it helps answer your question Crepe maybe it's just that the wand I have is very easy to use

Jellius Extremus: I have noticed that your wand looks very different from mine, that could be why actually...

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE is online

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: All Snow Sugar has to do with their wand is to call out the name of the creature they want to summon

Jellius Extremus: Isn't that kinda like mine though?

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: You see for your wand you've gotta yell out the spell with full intentions
MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: Their wand doesn't require that, you just say the name of the creature and it'll summon

Snowy: Oh ok that makes complete sense now!

Jellius Extremus: I don't understand though, how come my spells go wrong then?
Jellius Extremus: Is there a certain sort of tone I've got to say the spell in?

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: For the spell Jellius Extremus you've got to yell it in a energetic tone without any doubts in yourself whatsoever

Jellius Extremus: I understand now
Jellius Extremus: I've always doubted myself when doing spells at least now I know I've got to have high hopes when saying the spell!!!!

Wafflebot Guardian: THAT WAS SOOOO BORINGGGGG SHUT UP

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: You're acting as if you don't know everything about Wafflebot's
MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: You really are a hypocrite

Wafflebot Guardian: STOP TALKING

MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: Crepe you literally asked for why Snow Sugar was much "better" at magic than Cream Puff
MY BEARD IS NOT FAKE: You got your answer now stop complaining

Wafflebot Guardian: OKKK FINEEEEEEEEE ( 一一)

Island boy: I just wanna ask a question to @Pirate Overlord (Sorbet Shark)

Pirate Overlord is online

Pirate Overlord: WHAT IS IT?!?! :)

Island boy: Ok so like if you wasn't a pirate what would you be?

Pirate Overlord: I'd be a sailor tbh... So I'd be able to spend time with Peppy!
Pirate Overlord: It's very similar to being a pirate so like I'd really enjoy that!
Pirate Overlord: but maybe I may end up taking a few sorveners