UmRash- One Against All(DISCONTINUED)

Part 14

Rashami is irritated due to the constant scrutiny she has to face. Umar comes to her. Rash due to irritation takes out her frustration on him.
Rashami: Umar ab tujhe bhi kuch bolna hai? Main toh apne liye nahi khelti hun na? Devo ko lagta hai mein tere lie khelti hun, tujhe lagta hai main uske ke lie khelti hun. Main yaha pagal bhaiti hun na? Mera bhi khud ka dimaag hai, jo main apni tareeke se chalati hun.
Umar: arey rash tu mujhpe kyun chad rahi hai? Vaha toh chup thi, mere saamne hi chilana aata hai tujhe bas.
Rash: haan tu kyun nahi bolega, tujhe baatein sunne nahi padh rahe hai na. Toh sunle inn sabko lagta hai ki main tujhe phasa rahi hun, tu jab peeping tom ki tarah door ke vaha tha na, rakhi ne mujhe ki main nain matake kar rahi hun, oh sorry tu toh tha hi vaha pe. Tab tujhe bolna nahi aaya? Chhod kisi se baat karke faida nahi hai. Mujhe please akela chhod de.
Umar: Rash sun toh.
Rashami: Umar please just go.
Umar: Jo karna hai kar tujhe.

Umar walks away in frustration, rajiv and KK notice this and go behind him

Rajiv: Umar wait kaha jaa raha hai?
KK: Umar sun!
Umar doesn't not listen to him and directly goes where rakhi and devo are!
Umar: Rakhi aap par koi apne personal life pe savaal utaha hai toh aapko bada takleef hota hai na? Toh aapko kisne haq diya ki aap rashami par savaal uthaye? Cheap woh nahi, cheap aap ho jo aise soch rakhte ho. Rashami Desai ko nain mataka karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai, kyun woh hai hi khoobsurat, andar se bhi bahar se bhi. Jab aapki sabse acchi dost prateek karne peeche bhaagti hai tab aapka muh khulta nahi hai, kyunke aap fattu ho, aapko below the belt comments pass karne ke alava kuch aata nahi hai.
KK: Umar chal yaha se, problem aur bhadega samaj meri baat ko.
Umar: Karan ek second. Haan rakhi, toh ainda rashami ko kuch bolne se pehle das baar sochlena, woh khud apne lie lad sakti hai, par uske peeche mein hun ye yaad rakh lena, otherwise I'll make sure your life is a living hell here.
BB: Umar ghar pe sirf hindi mein baat karein.
Umar: Sorry bigg boss. Aur tum devo, tum uski sabse acchi dost ho na? Yahi jhande gaadete na bb13 mein? Tum layak hi nahi ho rashami ke dost kehlane, i understand your possessiveness, par tum kaunsa uske saath time spend kar rahi ho? Aur yeh yaad rakho devo mera bhai dekh raha hai, aur rashami uske sabse kareeb hai and tumhe pata hai woh. Tumhe yeh bhi pata hai ki woh uski mithu ke baarein mein ek shabd khilaf sun nahi sakta hai. So better be careful.

Rakhi and Devo are stunned. Umar doesn't wait for an answer and walks away.

KK: waah waah launde chah gaya tu!
Rajiv: Umar mere bhai, I am impressed, i thought you are going kill them, par haan now i can confirm ki mujhe meri bhabhi mil gayi. But you have stolen my wife!
Umar: rajiv pitega mujhse tu, main already bohot irritated hun, usne already mera dimaag ka dahi karke rakha hai. Mere saamne hi uska muh khulta hai. Main bhi nahi karunga baat, karne do usse jo karna hai.
KK: toh lad kyun raha hai sabse jab baat nahi karni hai?
Just then teja comes running and hugs umar tightly!
Teja: Umraojaan, I am so so proud, kya vaat lagaya tune dono ka. Dono ke shakal dekhne layak tha. Sunny tu bhi seekh isse kuch, bina girlfriend banaye apne pyaar ke lie stand le raha hai aur tu dekh kaisa hai.

Rashami who sees teja hugging umar walks away angrily

Rashami(in mind): isko koi farak nahi padta hai, chalo main bhi baat nahi karungi jab tak ye aake baat na karein.

KK who notices this calls teja.
KK: teja tune yeh jo harkat ki hai, umar ki lagne vaali hai class.
Teja: kyun? Kya hua?
KK: rashami aarahi thi, tera hug dekh kar gusse se chali gayi!
Umar: thanks teja (sarcastically).
Teja: i have full faith in you, mana lega tu.
Umar: haan meri zindagi mein yahi bacha hai ab.

Both umar and rashami ignore each other through out the day, both are pissed and take out their frustration on others.

KK: Umar tu jaake baat kar lena, dekh woh akela khaana nahi khaati hai phir bhi aaj karahi hai.
Umar: nahi bhai, iss baar meri galti hi nahi hai, main kyun baat karun?
KK: dono ke dono ziddi ho!
Umar: tune khaya?
KK: nahi kyun?
Umar: please uske saath jaake khalena aaj. Teja ko manade yaar. Mere lie yeh kar.
KK: waah main vahi sochun itna pyaar mujhpar suddenly kaise aagaya. Kamine tu bhi kya yaad rakhega.
Umar: Chup kar.

KK goes to rashami.
KK: aur rashami mere bina khana kha rahi hai?
Rashami: kyun tera dost kaha gaya? Usi ke saath khata hai humesha?
KK(in low voice): bhabhi toh bohot garam hai, kaha phasa diya umar tune.
Rashami: kuch bola tune?
KK: nahi nahi kuch nahi, mujhe bhi bhook lagi hai, rukh khaana leke aaraha hun.
KK gets his food. Umar who is in the indoor garden watches all this.
KK: tujhe kya hua hai? Mood kyun kharab hai?
Rashami: Mera mood kaha kharab hai? Main theek hun, aisi hi sahi hun.
KK: rashami, kyun sada rahe ho dono, baat karlena jaake umar se. Woh vaha sadh raha hai, tu yaha pe sadh rahi hai.
Rashami: main kyun baat karun? Har baar usse sirf mujhpe phatna hota hai. Sunna toh hota nahi usse.
Umar: tu toh rehne hi de rashami. Main nahi sunta hun? Tu kaunsa bada sunti hai? Tujhe sirf mujhe taane maarna aata hai.
Rashami: umar tu pitega mujhse, itne chittar padne hai tujhe, gaal laal hojana hai maar khake.
Umar: haan haan mujhe hi bol, btw ek baar apni kundra se puchle, maine jo phaadi hai rakhi aur devo ki, darenge tere paas aane se.
KK: haan rashami dekhne layak.
Rashami: umar ye tune kya kiya? Yeh log aur chadenge mujh par.
KK: nahi chadenge rash.
Karan narrates the whole story, Rashami starts laughing hard listening to the whole scenario.
Rashami: Umarr, tu bohot zyaada funny hai. Main miss hogayi, par haan tujhe stand lene ki zaroorat nahi hai, main le sakti hun.
Umar: haan pata hai, par main apne logon akela chhodta nahi hun. Toh main lunga.
Rashami: accha theek hai, thank you and sorry.
Umar: Waah Rashami Desai mujhe Sorry bol rahi hai? Aaj toh mera din hai KK.
Rashami: zyaada bhav mat kha, jo sorry mil raha hai woh bhi milega nahi.
Umar: accha theek hai theek hai, i am sorry too, shayad overreact kar diya maine.
KK: Rashamii!! Umar Riaz sorry bol raha hai! Umar riaz! Ye kisise sorry nahi bolta hai tujhe sorry bol raha hai!
Umar: chup kar tu, jab galti hai bolta hun main, aur tu zyaada natak mat kar harami.
Rashami: ab chup ho jao dono.
KK: thank god sulah hogayi, meri mood ki band baja rahe the dono. Tejaaa. Sort hogaya!!
Rajiv and teja: Finally!
Rashami and Umar look at each other and shrug!
Just then the task letter comes and everyone assemble in the living room area

To be contd..
Hope you guys like it
Next will be full of task and less umrash!
Sorry for the delay guys!