Ashley

LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS

Two birds on a wire...

And we spoke! At first I was curious, that was all that drew me to talk to him,(sorry ash! 😂) but as we started speaking more and more, and trust me we spoke a lot! I realised I'm not the only weirdo in this world, there's more of us I'm not alone! and I don't know if you've ever had that feeling before but trust me its amazing. We spoke about everything... Pets... Family... Books... Movies... Music... Nicki Minaj's butt...

Basically everything you'd ever need to talk about. But you see dear reader one thing stopped our friendship progressing further, I bet your wondering what that thing was... Am I right? Well we'd never actually met, in reality. I KNOW RIGHT!!!

It never seemed a big deal until we realised; Hey when are we going to do all these things we'd spoke about? When do we get to go to the cinema? When do we get to argue about whether or not john green is good or evil? When do we get to decide whether I could manage to steal and keep Benedrone Cumbersnatch? if we never meet when and how will we do any of this? so we decided to make a promise to each other, "next time we see each other we have to say hi, spend time together, and most importantly... NOT BE AWKWARD!" because  well news had some how spread that wed been talking and people "shipped us" creating the now quite well known term, Sashley. 

Personally neither of us understood but we both got tackled about the situation "are you and Ashley together?" "are you two dating?" one time we were in the ICT labs together not even knowing at the time and this girl whose name is not particularly important nor relevant to the story (Gemima) decided to squawk "omg god you two are so cute together!" and you can just imagine how red I got... dearest reader, ask anyone! I go red at anything and everything... I'm blushing now from talking about it! But what I'm trying to say is when ever one of us was near to the other things got awkward, fast. so we gave up on our promise to spend time together, but in a way I think that made our online connection stronger. seeing what other people saw in us, relationship wise opened up a whole new world of jokes thoughts and questions, though he was like  brother to me, we started speaking more often and we began contemplating talking in reality... again.

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