Im sorry i have no clue what to write for a chapter right now and i didnt wanna keep yall hanging like that so here's something diferent
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Rui and kumo: mom, we’re sorry.
Y/n: I'm starting to think 'mom, we’re sorry' is my actual name. Because of how often you all say it to me.
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Y/n, going to bed: We’re gonna wake up in less than 4 hours. Because of you. I love you, but why must you kill me?
Douma: Because we’re friends. That’s the price.
*4 hours later*
Y/n, waking up: I have access to shrimp colors. I can taste my feelings. My life hurts.
Douma:
Y/n: I am going to murder you.
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Shinobu & inosuke are arguing*
Shinobu: That’s it! Go to your room!
Inosuke: That’s not fair! You never send y/n to their room!
Shinobu: y/n never leaves their room.
Inosuke: If they were in trouble, I would make them sit in the living room and interact with others.
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Giyuu : Why is the statue smirking at me?
Rengoku: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Giyuu : Three of us saw it, Person A. How do you explain that?
Rengoku : *Points at muichirou * Sleep deprivation. *Points at y/n* Paranoia. *Points at giyuu* Delusional personality disorder.
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Daki: Christmas lights?
Muzan: Check.
Douma: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Muzan: Check.
Akaza: Santa suits?
Muzan: Check.
Kokoshibo: Shovel?
Muzan: Check.
Y/n: Alibi and bail money?
Muzan: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Y/n: *Throws the door open looking panicked*
The husband: What did you do?
Y/n: Nobody died.
The husband: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Douma: Yum, thanks!
Y/n: *Puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Y/n: What? I'm not aggressive!
Muzan: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Y/n: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Obanai: When do you usually go to sleep?
Y/n: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Akaza: Nice rock.
Douma: Thanks, y/n gave it to me.
Y/n: I threw it at you!
Douma: Aren't they the sweetest?
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Fanfiction(cover is not Mine i just edited it) One day you wake up in a spider mothers body (so you are rui's mother) but what is going to happen? Will there be romance Or not? Idk read if you want to find out🤷♀️
