An Avengers story

Getting in

We were now in the elevator standing there when a voice came out of no were.

"Hello, we're are you both headed"  a robotic voice came from the sky.

"Hell most likely" 

"Alex no"

"Alex yes"

"We are not starting this"

"I will finish this"

"No you won't"

"You know when I was your age I didn't sass my elders like this"

"Your literally like 2 days older than me"

"Yes and that means I am older than you, therefore I hold more power"

"I am taller"

"I Am TaLlEr, what ever tall man, shrink and we can have a normal conversation"

Peter crouched down so he was eye level with me.

"Is this better short stuff"

"Yes" I said as I smacked him.

"THATS NOT BETTER"

"It is to me"

"I am literally only one inch taller than you"

"And I am literally only 7 days older than you"

"Thats not the same thing"

"It's close enough to being the same thing"

"gosh the youth of today is so disrespectful"

"We are the youth of today"

"What ever"

"This conversation is going no wear"

"It's almost like my life"

"ONE MORE SELF CRIPPLING COMENT AND I WILL SHOVE YOU DOWN A GARBAGE DESPOSLE"

"Well how can I live, laugh, love in these conditions!"

"I beg your sleep deprived pardon did you just live, laugh, love me?!"

"Hell ya I did"

"Alex I will literally fight you right here right now"

"Try me bitch"

He punched me.

"OW that was a boob shot! That's cheating!"

"Sucks to be you"

I kicked him.

"OW DICK SHOTS ARE CHEATING"

"SuCkS tO bE yOu" I mocked.

Suddenly the elevator started moving upwards.

"Boss has asked me to bring you both to the 93 floor"  the voice said again.

"Who is me?" Peter asked.

"I am FRIDAY, bosses A.I assistant, he has asked me to bring you both up seeing as he didn't give you a floor number"

"Ok thank you" me and Peter said.

"Caw caw"

The elevator FINALY got to the right floor, (how many floors does this tower have) but we walked out of the elevator onto the floor were Mr.Stark was waiting.

"Good to see you both" he greeted.

"You too"

"Ok so Alex I'll show you were Cassie is hanging out give you the rules Scott told me to give you and them Peter you'll follow me" he explains. "Sound good"

I just nodded in return.

"Good let's get started"

With that we walked off into next room we're Cassie would be waiting.

A/N

AHHHHHHH

I'm tired

But I got a new game finally 

It's the Miles Morales Spider-Man game thing

I was finally able to go out and get it over the weekend 

So I've been playing that

Also none of the characters in the book are out of character right, I just wanna know so I could fix it if they are.

But anyway WHY IS MY WI-FI SO BAD THIS WEEK 

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT EVERY THING IS SO FUCKING SLOW AND LAGGY

it's very annoying 

But it's fine

I am very persistent and spiteful 

Also I think something bad is going to happen soon.

I have been happy and chill

My parents haven't been yelling about school

I've been having a pretty good week

...

It's to good

Something bad is going to happen

It always does

I'm betting on mass destruction of the planet 

Also I finished season 4 of Agents of shield...... I also finished episode 1 Of season 5 last night

and from the bottom of my heart I just wanna say

WHAT THE FUCK

WE ARE NOT EVEN ONE EPISODE IN AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

*inhale or breath*

It's fine I'm fine

But like I could be way further into the show if my sister didn't fuck up our Netflix account for like a month and a half

We share a Netflix account with other people and she messed up the accounts so we didn't know who's account was who's so it took a while to fix it.

But we fixed it and I can continue my decent into madness

That is all for today 

-Your weird author