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2: SBI + Tubbo

Tubbo: What does 'take out' mean?
Tommy: Food.
Phil: Dating
Wilbur: Murder
Techno: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Tubbo: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Techno: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Tommy: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Wilbur: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Techno: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Tommy: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Wilbur: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Phil, annoyed: You are disappointments

Phil: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Tubbo: 'Prettiest Smile'
Wilbur: 'Nicest Personality'
Techno: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Tommy: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Phil: Anyone d-
Techno: Depressed?
Wilbur: Drained?
Tubbo: Dumb?
Tommy: Disliked?
Phil: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Phil: Are we really going to let Wilbur keep Tubbo?
Techno: We kept Tommy.
Phil: Fair point mate

Tommy: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Techno: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Wilbur: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tubbo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Phil: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Tommy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Techno: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Wilbur: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Tubbo: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Phil: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Tommy: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Techno: Looking right because you left
Wilbur: Looking up cause you let me down
Tubbo: Looking down cause you fucked up
Phil: What the fuck is wrong with you guys

Tommy(if he was a trans male): Is having a penis fun?
Tubbo: It has its ups and downs.
Wilbur: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Techno: It’s a pain in the ass.
Phil: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

Tommy: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Tubbo: ... Your what?
Tommy: My friends.
Wilbur: Is he saying “friends”?
Phil: I think he's being sarcastic.
Techno: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Tommy! All of your friends are in this room.
Tommy: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Tommy: Nothing in life is free.
Tubbo: Love is free!
Wilbur: Adventure is free.
Phil: Knowledge is free.
Techno: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Tommy: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Tubbo: Have everyone stand.
Wilbur: Bring three more chairs!
Phil: The most important ones can sit down.
Techno: Kill three.

Phil: What’s something you guys are better than Tubbo at?
Techno: Mario Kart.
Wilbur: Yeah, video games.
Tommy: Emotional vulnerability.

Phil: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Tubbo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Wilbur: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Tommy: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Techno: My moral code, is that you?
Phil:
Phil: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Phil: Good morning.
Tubbo: Good morning.
Wilbur: Good morning.
Techno: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Tommy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Phil: You kidnapped Tubbo? That’s illegal!
Wilbur: But Phil, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Tubbo, or destroying our dreams?
Phil: Kidnapping Tubbo, Wilbur!!!
Techno: Phil, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Phil: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Techno: To work together!
Phil: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Tommy: Phil, we all agreed a president is a not a people.

Tommy: I’m an idiot.
Techno:
Wilbur:
Phil:
Tubbo:
Tommy:
Techno: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Phil: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Techno: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Phil: Three of us saw it, Techno. How do you explain that?
Techno: *points at Tommy* Sleep deprivation. *points at Tubbo* Paranoia. *points at Wilbur* Delusional personality disorder.

Phil: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Tubbo: Rude.
Tommy: That’s fair.
Wilbur: Not again.
Techno: Are you going to want this back, or can I keep it?

Phil, trying to convince Techno to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Tubbo: And loud!
Wilbur: And grumpy!
Tommy: And oblivious to reality!
Techno: First of all, fuck all of you

Tommy: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Phil: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Techno: In your pantry!
Tommy: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Phil: Is your friend here?
Tommy, motioning to Tubbo: Yeah.
Phil, to Tubbo: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Wilbur: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Wilbur: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Wilbur: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Wilbur, to Phil and Techno: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Phil: YAAAAAAAAY!
Techno: THE PRESTIGE!

Phil: Favorite horror movie?
Tubbo: It
Techno: Saw
Tommy: Annabelle
Wilbur: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Tommy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Tubbo: Tubular AF!
Wilbur: Mood to the max!
Phil, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Techno, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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