FIVE! ^-^

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I think I may start having a lot of anime and video references in these.........

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Person 1: Todd have you seen my sandwich?

Person 2: I am your sandwich @-@ *becomes a sandwich*

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(This I got from a hetalia crack fanfic by oliverkirkland XD....as will some others XD)

Person 1: LOOK IN THE SKY!

Person 2: ITS A BIRD!

Person 4: ITS A PLANE!

Person 5: It's....TWERK MAN!!!!

Twerk man: I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU CITIZENS!!! *twerks and it somehow manages to put out a fire*

People: THANK YOU TWERKMAN!!!!

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Person: *singing* There's a turtle~ There's a turtle~ There's a turtle~

Turtle: hello.....*explodes*

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And now....trees

Tree:........................

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Waking up in the morning

Mom: Sweetie time to get up

Kid: I can't...

Mom: Huh?

Kid: The sheets have claimed me as there own...if I get up...I will lose there trust

Mom:....get out of bed

Kid: *throws Legos on the floor* Make me =3=

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Person: BITCH IM AWESOME!

Another person: No your notdon't lie

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Ok that's enough for now ^^

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