why did I make this account bruh

It started with a coin

Random dude walked by, stops at my table, their hair swiftly moving through the air blowing around because of the breeze from the caf's shitty air vents near the speakers playing music for anti bullying, and the breezy corona coughing. Said person then said "what in the 2018 are these songs" and I turned to my friend and said "who is that? I wanna be friends with them" I kept demanding for the name of this person and i literally had to double check their instagram every time I saw them to make sure i had his name right. IT WAS FELIX I was greeted by this Felix by my locker, asking if i wanted a chocolate coin from dollarama the next day, i said yes.. hell yes . It was the most Canadian thing ever but i loved it, a chocolate toonie  coin. I kept it in my locker overnight, praying it wouldnt melt by lunchtime the next day... SO I SPRINTED TO MY LOCKER GRABBED THE COIN AND CLOSED MY LOCKER....................................... FORGOT MY LUNCH THEN OPENED MY LOCKER AGAIN, THEN CLOSED MY LOCKER!!!!!!! THEN FORGOT MY PHONE AND THIS WENT ON SOME MORE TIMES BUT ITS OK I MADE IT TO THE CAF IN TIME.... in time for what? TO EAT A CHOCOLATE COIN DUH. so i meet Felix yet again, coin in hand, and more hungry teenagers wanting a piece SO I SMASHED IT NOT IN ANY SEXUAL WAY THATS WEIRD I DONT EVEN WANNA PICTURE THAT, AND WE ALL FEASTED.... 

You see, this chocolate coin probably had cocaine in it specifically designed for me because i went wild, this chocolate took me to another dimension it was crazy, i was screaming dancing, jumping everything, and i aced a math quiz that day too, that chocolate was absolutely magical