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the boys™' server
#general

shithead - sapnap
pissboy - dream
british fuck - george
rudolph - callahan
cocksucker3001 - adrianna

cocksucker3001
i don't understand how y'all ever used this groupchat when i wasn't here
you guys are so boring and dry

british fuck
It was only ever Dream suggesting video ideas before tbh
Some casual talk

cocksucker3001
i'm so glad to make it come alive
speaking of
when do i have to stream dsmp with tommy

pissboy
uh
whenever you want i suggested it to tommy and he's down

rudolph
why did you say speaking of when that had nothing to do with the last sentence

cocksucker3001
ok dream im good with like tomorrow or something but im not doing it on my laptop, one of you have to let me use your setup
and transitions, callahan. transitions.

shithead
you can use mine but dream has a better one

pissboy
yeah just use mine it's whatever

cocksucker3001
then it's a date!!!
who's all gonna be in the call? just me & tommy?
nick are you gonna join orrr

shithead
yeah just to be safe
the parents would kill me if you embarrassed yourself on the internet

cocksucker3001
no they wouldn't LMFAO

pissboy
i'll probably just sit in my room with you
to make sure you arent fucking my setup up

cocksucker3001
im in college for computer science my boy
if i did anything to your setup i would cry
that thing is so nice

shithead
they're more careful than i am
fucker gets mad when i drink coke around my computer

cocksucker3001
YOU HAVE A NICE ASS SETUP TOO BITCH
THE ONLY TIME I'VE BEEN AGAINST TAKING CARE OF YOUR COMPUTER IS WHEN YOU MADE ME SIT IN THE BACKSEAT ON THE WAY HERE

shithead
HOW ARE YOU STILL ANGRY ABOUT THAT

cocksucker3001
i'm never letting go of this.

pissboy
when she holds grudges 😍😍

cocksucker3001
no fuck off
i was CRAMPED in that TINY backseat with ALL OF OUR LUGGAGE
THERE WAS NO LEG ROOM I HAD TO CURL INTO A BALL

shithead
don't forget about when i opened the door and you fell out of the car ❤❤

british fuck
Justice for Adrianna tbh

rudolph
vouch

cocksucker3001
this is why george and callahan are my favorites btw

shithead
im literally your brother
i should be your favorite

cocksucker3001
isn't that a reason to be my least favorite ???????

pissboy
yeah i got nothing
i don't really want to be your favorite
your pancakes suck and my cat doesn't like you 👎

cocksucker3001
im actually offended rn
you're gonna regret that one you motherfucker

pissboy
only if it's your mother im fucking!!

shithead
no
not my mom

rudolph
idk sapnap your mom is kinda....

cocksucker3001
no fuck all of you i draw the line at my mother and my pancakes
I PUT MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS INTO THOSE PANCAKES
IF I DIDNT MAKE THEM YOU'D PROBABLY BE EATING TAKEOUT BITCH

pissboy
takeout would've been better

shithead
so now we're lying

cocksucker3001
FINALLY
GODAMN

rudolph
i wouldn't slander your pancakes like this

pissboy
for the record they weren't bad
i just like pissing you off

cocksucker3001
and pissing the bed apparently

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