Salt
*The squad is having dinner together*
Thalleous: Galleous, can you pass the salt?
Galleous: *Throws Tygren across the table*
Enemy
Galleous: Almrak, my old arch enemy.
Galadar: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Galleous: I have a life outside of you, Galadar.
Adopted
Deltheus, driving Senn and Almrak: So how was your day?
Senn: We almost got surprise adopted!
Deltheus: What?
Almrak: We almost got kidnapped.
Deltheus: Oh, okay.
Deltheus: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Apologize
Almrak: You have to apologize to Senn
Deltheus: Fine.
Deltheus: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Height of Stupidity
Almrak: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Senn: *turning to Deltheus* How tall are you?
Washing machine
Galadar: Hey Hadion,
Hadion: Yes?
Galadar: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Hadion:
Hadion: Where’s Zulius?
I'm sed :|
Almrak: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Deltheus?
Deltheus: … No.
Senn: I do!
Almrak: I know, Senn.
Senn: I’m sad!
Almrak: I know, Senn.
A/N Well uh, I'm starting to like this incorrect quotes stuff. It just funny XD
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Incorrect Quotes - Songs of War
HumorI'm bored so much enjoy this inquotes I found. Character from Songs of War, they belongs to BPS
