Adopted by Chelly_The_Gamer

The Talk

Mom sat me down for the talk we were just about to have."Um about that fall you had that was my very envious sister janet;she's a attention freak and jealous of everything I get so she tries and sometimes succeed to take and destroy it and that's where you come in she was jealous of you and thought I was going to convert all of my attention towards you hence forth never paying attention to her which is entirely untrue as I was going to give both a equall amount of attention so at night please try to make an effort to lock every possible entry to your room even your window because she is homicidal Janet brutally mutilated our childhood dog and injured Mitch pretty badly" after I processed all of that horrific news i locked my room door and found out my adoptive dad was BajanCanadian and my mummy was Chelly_The_Gamer I freaked then I played GTA V online with my friend Hero and called up Emily.I went to the lobby to get something out of the vending machine saying that it sells things other than beverages and/or food and ran into Emily we huged for quite a while I blushed a bit because I had a mediocre crush on her. Then she did something unexpected and kissed me on the cheek and whispered I like you I whispered back I like you to. Then she walked back to the elevator and went up I being my weird self walked up 19 flights of stairs when their was 4 elevators. When I got back to the apartment mom was eating the Chinese food she order for us and I took my sesame chicken and ate watched a little T.V. watched a little YouTube and went to bed. I woke up in a Tub of ice with a tube attached to my side I looked to the the side and saw two small kidney shaped figures on some ice I panicked when I saw a person with a bloodied scalpel in one hand and a syringe in the other I screamed my loudest and tried to get up but I was completely numb and their was blood in the tub the doctor uncovered her face and said April Fools!!!!! and their was mom and Mitch behide the doctor lady and mom introduced me to Martha her friend I was relieved that my kidney had not been actually harvested!