Randomness is the word

Introducing me!

Hello people of this earth and beyond, (cool intro right?) ( if you can't see the song it's introducing me from camp rock two and the picture just says 'Oh you hate me? Join the club! There are weekly meetings at the corner of Fuck You St. & Kiss My Ass Blvd.

Hi I'm a 15 year old girl from England, and if I'm completely honest I don't know what else to say. Ask your questions and I'll answer them as best as I can.

I'll start with the basics.

I'm not telling my name because I want this to be anonymous. If I make mistakes then I'm sorry but nobody's perfect. My favourite colour in the entire world is blue. I find it really relaxing especially sky blue, because have you ever looked at the sky? If you haven't it's a really relaxing colour and it almost looks like it's glowing. It makes me calm.

I have a older sister. More on her later. My parents are divorced and my dad lives 5 hours away. Fun I know. (I would say note the sarcasm but it annoys me when people say that.)

I have incredibly strong opinions on things and if I don't like someone then it's almost impossible to change my mind. (Not even a cute picture of them with a cat could do it.)

When I was younger my friends used to call my house the zoo. As of this current moment I have 3 dogs, 2 cats, 3 horses and two fish. (And yes the fish are important, their names are Clyde and Auburry (That's how I spell it okay.).)

Speaking of friends I have none, none. Yes that's right I'm a home schooled freak you is the most anti social person in the world. (And that's saying something.)I don't even have friends online which if you ask me is kinda sad.

I don't hate myself or think I'm ugly and I've never self harmed. I'm a Christian through and through. That doesn't mean that I believe in everything the Bible says. I think it's a complete scam. (Sorry If I offend you but seriously grow up.)

I spend my entire day reading on here, watching videos on YouTube (Jacksepticeye rules!), or watching films/TV shows on Netflix. I eat too much and I am slightly overweight but not by too much and I actually love my face, body and personality. I mean sure I'm not perfect, no one is but I except that and my ultimate dream is for everyone to feel the same way, so just know that if you are feeling like you don't matter or that no one cares then I am literally always here, and if I'm not then I'm on a snack break.

People ask me all the time what I want to do when I grow up. If I'm perfectly honest I am already grown up, I am more sensible than half the adults I know. However if you say this to them then they don't find it funny. (Not that I would know I'm completely anti-social and the idea of being told off is so terrifying that I dare not risk it.) anyway adults obviously mean jobs when they say this and my answer is still 'Not sure' however I have a few ideas. Singer (if I was any good), actress (if I was any good), and maybe a dancer (again if I was any good). However being realistic here I would quite like to work at a publishing company simply because I love books. My only other option is probably a comedian, this may seem strange but in real life I can actually be quite funny, ha ha I know. You see once upon a time my dad tried and continues to try to convince me to become a banker like him, however he said if I didn't then I should either be a radio show host or a comedian, either or I would be happy with.

My dads cousin is a comedian you should check him out on YouTube his name is Jonny Awsum. And he is, awesome I mean.

My relationship with my sister has never been the strongest in fact we are the kind of sisters who think the other one has the better life. I stick to this fact. My sister is 18 years old, lives at home, can't drive and every joke she's ever had last about 5 minutes before she realises that if she screams and shouts then she will get her own way. Those 3 horses I mentioned earlier, yeah they are all hers, and if I so much as touch them I get screamed at. My whole home life revolves around her, she is the centre of gravity and pulls people to her so they can do whatever she wants. We have no money because of said horses, we moved house because we have no money my mum spends the whole day out with her and the horses because she says she can't do it by her self. Boo hoo. Maybe I'm acting like a spoilt brat but in the last 7 years since my dad left every waking moment has been about her. I want it to be my time for once, is that so much to ask.

So here's the deal if I think of a topic I want to write about I will, but if someone comments something that I find interesting then I might write about it. I probably won't update until I have a reason too, like something in particular, but if someone reads this and wants to know more about be then I might update about that as well.

We shall see.

Bye.

*H*