I think Kazuha is the main character cuz i love to start it at his Point of view
Guess who isn't writing a modern AU for the first time, It's like a magik AU *under breath* with kind of modern-ish stuff
(*≧︶≦))(￣▽￣* )ゞAlso they adults (I wonder what this information has to do with something that's not very for little kids but that's non of my business)
I mean you can use magik to grow the size of a certain organ located at a rather peculiar spot that people uhm- yeah you get the idea-
Kazuha POV:
MY NAME IS KAEDEHARA FUCKING KAZUHA AND I'M IN MIDSTH OF UNCERTAIN DOOM in other words I'm about to be deceased
I can already see my soul going downwards
SKY DADDY FORGIVE ME OF MY SINS
*In Spongebob narrator voice* flashback
Earlier today-
You, my Imaginary Audience will watch as I, Kaedehara Kazuha attempt to do the triple knife flip trick by juggling them with my magik and then make them fall into this cup ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Present time
And you can already guess what happened next but to be more specific all three of those knives went into my thigh and I can't pull 'em out cuz more blood will spill out and that isn't very Tartagalicious now is it?
Now what I'm about to do is go to my (boy)friend's house- err or library and make him help me cuz i too weak to use mah magik
Scara's house err- Library-? Tree thing jeez-
I ran as fast as my poor leg could only to be COMPLETELY DISILLUSIONED CUZ HE ISN'T EVEN HERE
𝒯𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒷𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈,
𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾 𝒶𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝓋𝒶𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒
𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇
𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒦𝒶𝓏𝓊𝒽𝒶 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝑜𝒻𝒻
𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊~
Fuck this fancy man and his cursive hand writing he's such a meanie
fortunately my matter is dire so HE HAS TO HELP ME
I'll just sing a song to pass the time
"*sobbing* Past away.."
"I have Past away ;)"
"Hello there! I'M DEAD"
"I have Past away"
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As i was singing in pain my arch- nemesis Ayaka came forth
"eeww there's a homeless man on the porch"
"ewwww a scary witch walked up to me"
"Why does Xiao even like you, your repulsive- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG"
"I'd rather not say"
"Loser, let me fix it for you"
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"rate your pain from 1-10"
" zero out of ten do not recommend"
"DUMBASS i mean how much does it hurt"
"A lot"
"well then.."
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"*ahem* AYAKA, I would like to tell you that uhm thank you and I'm sorry for caling you an evil witch that ascended from the deepest corner of fiery hell where satan himself-"
"Don't push it"
"OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED have you seen Scara?"
"Scara is dead Kazuha..."
"then who wrote- that-"
Ok
IM SORRY IL POST SOMETHING BETTER OKAY?
आप पढ़ रहे हैं
Kazuscara oneshots (DISCUMTINUED🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯💀💀💪🏾👹👹😭😭😭)
फैनफिक्शनi used to take this book seriously but i discontinued it and now i shit post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
