Millennial tree: So, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Wind archer: I did. I broke-
Millennial tree: No,no, you didn't. Timekeeper?
Timekeeper: Don't look at me. Look at Dark enchantress.
Dark enchantress: What? I didn't break it.
Timekeeper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Dark enchantress: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Timekeeper: Suspicious.
Dark enchantress: No, it's not.
Fire spirit: If it matters- probably not. But Sea fairy was the last one to use it.
Sea fairy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Fire spirit: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sea fairy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fire spirit!
Wind archer: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Millennial tree.
Millennial tree: No. Who broke it?
Dark enchantress: Millennial tree...Moonlight's been awfully quiet.
Moonlight: Really?!
Dark enchantress: Uh, yeah, really.
[Indistinct arguing]
Millennial tree: I broke it. It burned my hand so i punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
[Still indistinct arguing]
Millennial tree: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
