An Avengers story

Dress up time

Peter parking lot

WE ARE HERE 

NED GO 

WE NEED TO FIND THEM

The favorite 

IM RUNNING FAST AS I CAN

Peter parking lot 

FASTER

Queen bee

Nerds

Teddy bear

Lol I can see them running

The looks of determination on their faces

I think Peter skipped like 10 steps on the escalator 

How are you not dead

Peter parking lot

Persistence 

The favorite 

WHY DO U RUN SO FAST

Peter parking lot 

Spider boy magic

Teddy bear

I see Wade 

Imma run at  him and chest bump him

~~~~ 

"WADE" I yelled and chest bumped him.

"ANOTHER EMO TEEN" he yelled back.

"Losers" MJ rolled her eyes and walked up to us.

"Ok so how we gonna do this" Peter asked.

"Well if you want a dress we can probably find a place and if you want a suit I got a guy" Wade looked around.

"I was going to go for a suit" Peter said.

I thought for a moment.

I could go with a badass dress that would probably be kinda uncomfortable after a while and go all glam with hair and makeup.

OR

I could wear a suit and be more comfortable and feel badass and more masculine.

"I think I'll go with a suit" I nodded confidently.

I had nothing against dresses (that was kinda a lie) but I felt more comfortable in a suit. I liked some dresses but suits where just a better fit for me.

"Alright follow me" Wade waved his hand in at 'follow me' motion.

We ended up at a tailor and once we walked in I looked around. It was a pretty big space with a mirror and a step there was also a wall with a bunch of photos of people in their suits. One photo was of a monkey in sunglasses, odd but ok.

"Hello Wade what do you need today" a man asked coming from behind a counter.

"I need two suits for these kids" Wade pointed to me and Peter who just waved awkwardly.

"Alright I can get that set up for you" he nodded.

~~ hours later~~

It took a few hours but me and Peter finally had the perfect suits. We had to match them with our masks but it worked fine.

MJ and Ned helped a lot by telling us what would work and what wouldn't work.

Peter chose a black suit with a white under shirt. It was simple but it looked good.

I chose an all black suit and I was just gonna wear my boots that would go with my super suit. It would look awesome.

We left the shop and looked around for a while and found some more cool things.

Later when we finished shopping and hanging out, (Wade supervising and making sure no one dies) we went out to the parking lot.

"I can drive you home on the way we can get food" Wade offered.

"NO" we all shouted at the same time.

"What! why not, I'm an amazing driver!" Wade shouted.

"Wade last time you drove us home you blasted CPR the whole way home and almost killed me and MJ, I don't want to be in another car accident" I deadpaned.

"YOU AND MJ SANG ALONG"

"YES BUT THIS TIME WE HAVE PETER AND NED WHO WILL HAVE A STROKE  AND DIE" 

"Also Alex rode her motorcycle here" MJ said.

"Fine......cowards" Wade mumbled and drove off.

I saw May pull up in her car and we said hello and after a minute Peter and Ned got in and drove off. 

Me and MJ found my parking spot and put on our helmets and drove off.

It was a pretty successful shopping trip.

Bonus:

Wades car.

"TIGHT AS A VIRGIN BOY DON'T GET NERVOUS, TIGHT"

"IM HERE TO SERVE YOU COSTUMER SERVICE, RIGHT"

"I SAVE DI-"

"WADE!!!" 

"oh shit"