Hey
Nice to meet you, I am Tamaki Freecss.
And this is my story,
You see, this all started in a changing room inside of a Victorias Secret in YorkNew mall.
My parents,
Gon and Killua Freecss,
Are super horny.
And gay.
Super horny and gay.
My mom, is a goddess.
And my dad, is his slave.
Literally, my dad would do anything for my mom.
Not my point,
In bed, its the opposite.
Basically just saying my mom is a kinky bottom.
No shame here.
Still not my point.
My uncles, pika and oreo
Are just as horny.
But, they enjoy turning my parents on. For like no reason.
Nope, can't think of anything.
(I definitely know)
My dad, being the horny dog he is, surprised my uncles and my mom.
Instead of fucking my mom right then and there, he grew dignity we didnt know he had.
Anyway, my parents fucked, didnt use a condom because they are imbosals.
Honestly 🙄
And then, craziest thing ever happened
They got married.
And that was a shit show.
But thats their story, not mine.
Normal people, are usually born in hospitals.
I was born on hospital property, just not in the building.
My mom blames it on me,
But we all know he was the one weilding the baby that fell out of him.
Yeahhhhh, i was born in the fucking parking lot.
Thanks mom.
Killua was in a wheelchair, being pushed to the back door, as to not draw attention and going in the unembarassing way.
And, guess what, he didn't do anything.
Nope,
All he did was swing his leg out and caught him.
No fifteen-thousand hour labor, no epidural, no nothing.
Baby just slid on out.
Everyone froze.
And Gon and Killua laughed.
"Christ—" Killua wheezed. The doctors came out and helped with the baby. They took Killua inside and got them all cleaned up.
And then, Gon and Killua cuddled in a hospital bed, holding their baby and watching the tape over and over again.
Yeah, Gon caught it on his phone.
