Louis: get it right Zayn, it was three.
Harry: oi!
Louis: Sorry ;)
Liam has just signed on
Louis: So the puppy was safe once more
Harry: That was beautiful
Perrie: so touching!
Niall:Why’d you go from talking about sex to puppies?
Zayn: Because Liam is innocent and doesn’t need to hear of such things…
Niall: hahaha, Liam isn’t that innocent
Liam: err… am I missing something?
Louis: yup
Harry: Yah
Perrie: yuppie
Zayn: yeah
Niall: yes
Liam: can someone tell me what?
Harry: Nah
Perrie: Noppie
Zayn: Nope
Niall: no
Louis: penis.
Liam: okay…
Louis: so Harry, what are you wearing right now?
Zayn: why do you always ask Harry these questions, others here get jealous!
Perrie: yeah, well jel.
Harry: I’m not wearing anything…
Liam: changing the subject NOW school starts in three days and we’re meeting in the day after tomorrow to see the house in Manchester, is that okay?
Louis: of course it is.
Harry: yeah, Lou and I get the biggest room
Niall: no fair!
Liam: We’ll decide when we see the house!
Zayn: Well I want the one next to the bathroom
Perrie: we should probably like have a bathroom schedule… Zayn may hog the bathroom otherwise
Louis: Well planned my friend, well planned.
Perrie: I know!
Liam: anyway… Niall and I get the biggest room
Louis: no fair
Liam: suck on it
Perrie: if you answer with anything to do with penis’ I swear I’ll shove your heads down the toilet and plunge your brain out of your ears…
Louis: lovely…
Liam:… Penis
Harry: Well, that was awkward someone came to the door and I answered it forgetting I was naked…
Louis: I bet they had a sexy view
Perrie: That happened to me once, I was accepting a delivery and the door rang when I was in the shower, I put on a dressing gown and opened the door. I signed for the package wondering why he kept looking down and back up and then I realised that one of y boobs was sticking out of my dressing gown…
Zayn: I may become a postman
Niall: Perve.
Liam: So meet in starbucks in Manchester at 12 in two days
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