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+7 barry b. benson x shrek fanfic is cursed as fuck

Tubbo_ • 2:42PM
yuo seem like the person to seachr up ur mom

jup1t3r • 2:42PM
i am
that's why i did it

TommyInnit • 2:43PM
What the fuck
Why would you do that

jup1t3r • 2:43PM
a mix of boredom and curiosy
curiousity
curiosity
smh
n e ways

Ranboo • 2:44PM
Don't worry Tommy it only gets worse
I havent even heard the entire story yet

Tubbo_ • 2:44PM
sounds omnious

jup1t3r • 2:44PM
fpurth thing down was a story called "Ur Mom Gay"
so i do what no sane person in 2021 would do
click it

Tubbo_ • 2:45PM
yo??
what did it sya?? :0

jup1t3r • 2:45PM
all it was was "ur mom gay" over and over
like
100 times or something
probably more

Ranboo • 2:45PM
Sounds very interesting

jup1t3r • 2:46PM
it was(n't)
then a few chapters later it went to "ur dad lesbian"
and i started to question my desicions in life

TommyInnit • 2:46PM
What the hell are you reading
I barely even know you and I'm concerned

jup1t3r • 2:46PM
i literally don't know

Tubbo_ • 2:47PM
tell me more i want to know ahwt happened next

jup1t3r • 2:47PM
okay so
next i find fucking kermit x reader shit
weird shit i tell you

Ranboo • 2:47PM
Kermit the frog????

jup1t3r • 2:48PM
yes
had like
40+ chapters i think
but they weren't even chapters
thaey were just
it was just a crackfic but with more crack bc it literally felt like i was high while reading it
ive never touched drugs that wasny over the counter allegiy medicine and whatever the shit inside inhalers is. but that helps with breathing not get to ng high

TommyInnit • 2:49PM
Ah Yes The Wonderful Feeling Of Taking Drugs
...
for legal reasons that is a joke

jup1t3r • 2:49PM
drugs <3
n e ways
after i went thru that hell
there was shrek

Tubbo_ • 2:50PM
sombody once told me the world whas gonna ropl me

Ranboo • 2:50PM
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Tubbo_ • 2:50PM
she was looking ykinda dumb with her finger and her tuimb

Ranboo • 2:51PM
In the shape of an L on her forehead

TommyInnit • 2:51PM
Jfc I'd rather hang out with Jack at this point

jup1t3r • 2:51PM
ur right joe is so much better than this
too bad he lives in sacmuah

Tubbo_ • 2:51PM
lmaoo

Ranboo • 2:51PM
Wh
Wait
Wait no

TommInnit • 2:52PM
Where's that

Ranboo • 2:52PM
Tommy no don't do it

jup1t3r • 2:52PM
where's what? :)

TommyInnit • 2:53PM
I Am Being Told From Outside Sources Not To Answer That Question

jup1t3r • 2:53PM
damn </3

Tubbo_ • 2:53PM
whos joe

jup1t3r • 2:54PM
JOE MAM
A
HAHA IM SO POWERFUL

Ranboo • 2:54PM
Good job
You've finally accomplished something

jup1t3r • 2:55PM
thank you thank you
i can now tell people that the first time i ever got someone with a joe mama joke was when i was chatting with none other than tubbo underscorse over discord

Tubbo_ • 2:55PM
truley an acomplishment

Ranboo • 2:56PM
That's the first time????
I don't believe that

TommyInnit • 2:56PM
I also have a bit of trouble believing that
And again, I barely know you

jup1t3r • 2:56PM
damn

Tubbo_ • 2:57PM
can u continue your story

jup1t3r • 2:57PM
oh yea
n e ways shrek x reader fanfiction

Ranboo • 2:57PM
That sure is a way to start that back up again

jup1t3r • 2:58PM
yes it is but see the thing is
i didn't go from shrek x reader immediately into barry b. benson x shrek

TommyInnit • 2:58PM
That exists??

jup1t3r • 2:59PM
yes
n e ways no i went thru a surprisingly decently wrotten table x reader
and before you ask
yes i mean an actual table

TommyInnit • 2:59PM
What the fuck

jup1t3r • 3:00PM
and then i got to barry b. benson x shrek
with shit grammar too
and i can barely spell
like
what the fuck

Tubbo_ • 3:00PM
imaigne being avle to speel ahahaha

jup1t3r • 3:01PM
me 🤝 tubbo
not being abole to spell
able

TommyInnit • 3:01PM
Like the sisters
Able sisters
Like the song
From Animal Crossing

jup1t3r • 3:02PM
oh fuck i need to check shit on my island

Ranboo • 3:02PM
You play Animal Crossing?

jup1t3r • 3:03PM
yes <3
funky little animals on my nintendo switch <3
now excuse me while i actively try to hide shit from my roommate on my isoldand
island
smh

Ranboo • 3:03PM
You go do that I guess???

Tubbo_ • 3:04PM
bye!! :D

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a/n: can confirm this chapter is based off a true story i have in fact read a barry b. benson x shrek fanfiction and a table x reader.

both, im afraid, are only distant memories. for i do not think i can find them again.

o7 to the barry b. benson and table x reader fics i read the other night