+4 heatwaves in simlish is fucking hilarious

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Jupiter • 11:14AM
help
im sobbing

Ranboo • 11:14AM
What??
Are you okay???

Jupiter • 11:15AM
no
there's a version of heatwaves (the song) in simlish im not fucking okay

Ranboo • 11:15AM
That's what this is about?
You finding a version of heatwaves in simlish??

Jupiter • 11:15AM
listen to it and tell me it isn't fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/y9Nw_t6HOpQ

Ranboo • 11:16AM
...
I'm
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Jupiter • 11:16AM
my roommate has made too many dnf jokes for me not to find this funny

Ranboo • 11:16AM
Oh wait are you into MCYT

Jupiter • 11:17AM
eh
kinda??
cool fanart and stuff
cool streams/streamers
twitter discorse tho :/
mfers on twitter can't go two seconds without trying to cancel someone istg if i see one more person try to cancel anyone who's straight and/or cis just because they're straight and/or cis im going to filuvking break down

Ranboo • 11:18AM
Oh thank god I thought you were gonna be one of those weird people

Jupiter • 11:18AM
as someone who's been sent death threats bc of fanart ive made i would rather die then be one of those weird people jfc

Ranboo • 11:18AM
You've been sent death threats??

Jupiter •11:19AM
yes /srs
not fun. deleted twitter for a solid month
people need to be nicer :(

Ranboo • 11:19AM
Definitely

Jupiter • 11:20AM
n e ways back to simlish heatwaves
shit kinda bops ngl

Ranboo • 11:20AM
Well that was a quick turn

Jupiter • 11:20AM
that's what im known for <3
n e ways question 4: i forgot how to make an enderchest

Ranboo • 11:20AM
That's not a question

Jupiter • 11:21AM
oh im well aware
but im trying to build this giant fucking tree and i don't have an enderchest on me
i have no where to put these shulker boxes full of wood/leaves

Ranboo • 11:21AM
You need an eye of ender and 8 obsidian

Jupiter • 11:22AM
ah yes. wonderful. migjt as well go back to my base i literally have no blaze powder on me
or obsidian
but thatsv kinda easier to get then blaze powder
why did i forget an enderchest

Ranboo • 11:22AM
Idk
Sounds like a you problem though

Jupiter • 11:22AM
I Am Going To Steal All Of Your Left Shoes.

Ranboo • 11:23AM
But I need those :(

Jupiter • 11:23AM
I'll Steal All Of Your Left Shoes But A Singular Pair Of Crocs.

Ranboo • 11:23AM
How did you know I have crocs

Jupiter • 11:24AM
wait what you actually have crocs
bro you literally just gave off those vibes
you also give off the vibes of someone who wears socks with sandles
but hey im not judging i do the same thing too

Ranboo • 11:24AM
Kinda weird not gonna lie

Jupiter • 11:24AM
what wearing socks with sandels?

Ranboo • 11:24AM
Yes

Jupiter • 11:25AM
idk how else im supposed to go out and walk my dog
i lost my slippers :(

Ranboo • 11:25AM
Buy new ones??

Jupiter • 11:26AM
no. they'll turn up eventually
and then ill have two pairs of slippers
then ill put one pair in the closet
the  forvet abotu them
and then ill find them in like a year and be like "oh another pair of slippers" and
wait shit my mom is calling me

Ranboo • 11:27AM
Is that a problem?

Jupiter • 11:27AM
Yes It Very Muchb Is
sorry to ask but my mom is Invasive As Fuck and Will Ask For A Screenshot Or My Phone Records can i pleaee call you so i have an excuse i Don't Want To Deal With Her Shit Right Now

Ranboo • 11:28AM
Uh
Sure yeah go ahead

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