Finding Friends and Random Phone Numbers || RANBOO

+9 [Live!] "imagine playing minecraft"

Ranboo bursts into laughter. "What the heck?! You sound like Tommy!"

"I'm not wrong though, am I? Nothing I said is false and you can't do anything to prove me otherwise!"

TommyInnit whispers to you: add me to vc
TommyInnit whispers to you: add me to vc
TommyInnit whispers to you: add me to vc
TommyInnit whispers to you: add me to vc

"Hold on," Ranboo says, momentarily tabbing out of Minecraft and typing something into Discord. "Tommy wants to be added to the call. You alright with that?"

There's a small crunch coming from Jupiter's end before ae answers: "Sure. He can back me up on how shit you are at Minecraft."

There's a sound of yet another person joining the VC, and immediately everyone's ears are graced by the one and only: TommyInnit. "YEAH, BOOB BOY! YOU'RE SHIT AT MINECRAFT!"

"YEAH! YOU GO TOMMY!" Jupiter shouts, before immediately adding on: "Oh shit people are looking at me weird. Fuck. Oh shit oh shit oh fuck oh balls-"

"Where even are you? I heard you say something about leaves earlier," Ranboo questions, shoveling the gravel that fell in front of his in-game character away before continuing on his super epic mining journey in the hit game Minecraft.

"Oh yeah. I'm on my way back towards my apartment," ae responds. "The amount of fucking leaves around here is a lot more than I remember there being last year, so I've decided to step on every one I find to see if it crunches. Hold on-"

Glancing over at Discord, Ranboo finds that Jupiter has turned on aer camera. Luckily, it's facing the ground. (He didn't know how he would've responded if it wasn't. He wasn't exactly big on invading people's privacy.)

"Is it fine if I show my stream?" He asks, pausing his mining.

"Wha- Oh yeah, go ahead," ae answers.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Tommy shouts. Looking back to aer camera again, Ranboo finds that (although it's kind of hard to see, given how late it seems to be over there) ae's wearing...socks with sandles? What the hell?

"Yeah, wait, why are you wearing socks and sandles?"

"Who the fuck even does that?! You Americans are weird as shit," Tommy tells aer.

"Hey, man, not American," Jupiter begins, stepping on a leaf and listening to it crunch. "Also, I'm too busy focusing on my stupid fucking classes to care about how I look."

"Stupid logic. How are you going to get ladies if you're walking around wearing shit like that?"

"Easy. I simply Don't Get Ladies," ae responds, matter-of-factly.

"Didn't you ask me the other day about your marriage with your roommate?" Ranboo questions, humour obvious in his voice.

"It's platonic, prick!" Jupiter yells, lightheartedly. Ae lowers aer voice to a whisper after presumabley getting more glares. "Anyway, Tommy. I simply Don't Need Women."

"Shit excuse. One always needs women," Tommy says in retaliation.

"Oh? Wanna go??" ae whisper-yells. "I reckon I could beat you in a fight, too."

"Pfft! As if!" Tommy shouts loudly.

"Oh yeah? McDonald's parking lot. 3:32AM tomorrow. Be there or be square, loser."

"Wha-" Ranboo laughs, pausing his mining. He switches his game capture from Discord to Minecraft. "Why McDonald's?"

"I like their fries."

"Isn't it all just grease, though?"

"Don't care. Their fries are good," ae pauses. "Oh, and their apple slices! Good shit, man."

Jupiter turns off aer camera before continuing. "Speaking of that, I might go there right now. Haven't eaten since, uh, hmm..."

Ranboo narrows his eyes at his computer screen, despite the fact that no one can see it. "You should definitely eat, then."

"Yeah, I think I'll do that." There's the sound of a door ringing before a large amount of chatter is heard coming through the microphone. Breifly, before muting, ae says: "One second please."

A beat of silence passes between the two boys before Tommy speaks up. "Y'know, even if I did want to fight them, where would I even go?"

"Didn't he give you her address through Twitter?" Ranboo asks, recalling the whole 'Twitter' thing from the other day. "Or was that just a bit?"

"Holy shit, you're right!" Ranboo hears some frantic typing from Tommy's end, once again pasuing his mining.

"Wait, he actually gave it to you?"

At that moment, Jupiter conveniently unmutes. "Yeah. I figured 'why not give some random seventeen-year-old that's famous on the internet my address' and then actually did it, because I've already peaked in life. I can do no more good."

There's another beat of silence.

"He also said that he was going to send me an Amazon package full of random shit, so-"

"Shut the fuck up, man!" Tommy suddenly shouts through Discord. "It was supposed to be a surprise! I knew you Americans couldn't be trusted."

"Dude! You never fucking told me that!" ae retaliates. "And I'm not fucking American! Stop lumping me in with those shitheads!"

"I am right here," Ranboo says.

"Oh shit, sorry." Ae coughs. "Stop lumping me in with those shitheads, slash lighthearted."

"is that even any better???"

"Of course it is, he said slash lighthearted."

"I said slash lighthearted."

A sigh.

"Why do I even deal with you two?"

"What the hell!"

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*lipbite* hey gang how we feeling about me typing words? /genq

words are hard. how do people do this. on the plus side, at least this was easier to format then the normal chatfic style chapters i do so :eyes:

but i got over 1000 words on this chapter so. wooooo go me. why cant i do this with my other fics.

n e ways back to listening to the spotify playlist i made for me and my platonic partners!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're like karlnapity but better and with no communication issues

have good day /threat (/lh)

-S1mply_V1b1ng