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led zeppelin gc - part 3.

onion is now online!

onion: uh
onion: someone told me i have nice hands

gaslight victim: AYO?

jimjam: very ayo?
jimjam: who was it?

onion: some girl in my science class

gaslight victim: that's odd

onion: i mean i accepted the complement even though it was weird

jimjam: because you're nice

gaslight victim: unlike some of us here

onion: i know :)

gaslight victim: where tf is bonzo🤼‍♂️

jimjam: idk i was sitting in the counseling center for the rest of school

onion: oh he said he was gonna be busy
onion: he's trying to get a job at some motorcycle shop

gaslight victim: AND HE DIDNT TELL ME??
gaslight victim: i'm supposed to hype him up😐

jimjam: we know how that went last time

onion: oh yeah the milf interviewer

gaslight victim: could you blame me????

jimjam: i really can't

gaslight victim: exactly

jimjam: but i didn't get the job all because you flirted with her🥰

gaslight victim: i literally got on my knees and apologized
gaslight victim: it looked like i was praising you

jimjam: i know lol then you bought me frosted cookies

gaslight victim: yeah because that's how you fully apologize

onion: that's very true
onion: wait i think i told you that robert

gaslight victim: you probably did

jimjam: he definitely did

onion: i am once again, just better

jimjam: ok

gaslight victim: ok

onion: not valid

gaslight victim: i'm very valid
gaslight victim: jimmy's not

jimjam: EXCUSE YOU
jimjam: DO YOU WANT TO BUY ME COOKIES AGAIN

gaslight victim: NO

jimjam: exactly
jimjam: don't try me

gaslight victim: sorry mommy

onion: oh no

jimjam: what😀

gaslight victim: mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

onion: daddy? apologies. daddy? apologies. daddy? apologies.

jimjam: ok genuinely what is this😃

gaslight victim: a cult

onion: pretty much

jimjam: well then

gaslight victim: