*birds chirping from the background as an alarm clock goes off*
*ruffling of bed sheets shifting around*
Ugh shut the fuckk up you stupid alarm it's only 6:04am in the morning.
*turns and throws the alarm off the drawer* I'm up I'm up please stop going off.
*Wipes his runny nose around and turns toward the audience*
Now then I'm up I'd like to introduce myself. I'm the author of these soon to be stories. I'm not a professional nor a very good story teller but the point of me making these is to make me feel better. None of my stories will probably quite make sense or maybe they will but just seem too odd but who cares it's for me and if you don't like it that's completely fine. Please I sound like a 12 year old little girl tryna sound professional or something haha. But I am not. Just a teenager with the mentality of a 9 year old child...
*scratches the back his head embarrassed*
Anyways just want anyone who ever comes across of seeing my books to know a little of me and the point of my writing and hope everyone understands I don't give a shit about the popularity but the stress relief from making these. If that made sense at all. Ahah well anyways I'm going back to sleep. Hope for those who like my stories have fun and those who don't well have a great day.
*waves off, carefully rubbing up on the sheets falling back to sleep*
