I smiled as the warm water trickled down my face. I love showers lol. I began to rub shower gel all over my body.
But then i heard the door open...
"Mweheheh myyyy preciousssss"
It was Gollum.
Oh holy shit.
Istg i thought i murdered him last time.
He had a massive long sword, and it made a horrible sound as he dragged it along the floor. He walked into the shower and stabbed me in the neck lmao.
