France's body changes with their gender (ie, feeling male boom he physically a dude)
Countries have a lil imprint of their country on their body somewhere. Same with states/provinces/etc
Soviet's kids all have ✨trauma✨ and I will talk about that later
Germany is afraid to ask for basic things so he'll just be like 'i need water but i'm gonna come off as needy if i ask'
Poland has PTSD
Antarctica and Greenland are both slowly dying from global warming so they're trying to live their lives the longest and the greatest they can
👏Finland👏has👏a👏prosthetic👏arm👏 (more on that too)
Russia is deaf in one ear
Speaking of Russia, let me say this- my AU of Countryhumans means that countries normally have no control over their governments (except North Korea) so Russia had no control over the invasion of his brother. Ukraine knows this and the two are still on tense relations but it does help knowing his brother cares.
Ame is diabetic (no not because fat americans, im american and skinny)
Germany has slight narcolepsy (I think?) he very nearsighted and got a lot of anxieties
Ethiopia gets confused about what year it is (different calendar)
America's phone background is a meme (to be specific, a deep fried image of lettuce with the word lettuce is stark white)
UN is kinda a perfectionist (he doesn't want to end up like his parent, LON)
Y know the Harry Potter glasses? Okay, now add those with the bead things that keep your glasses on your face and that's Austria's glasses!
Kaz and Nada have a little thing where they will not say the other's name in English. Kaz will say Canada is Kazakh and Nada will say Kazakhstan in French but they will. not. say. it. in. English.
Tica and Greenland go almost everywhere together due to the fact that the global warming 'attacks' (explanation in the future) cam be treated fast and because Greenland has separation anxiety
*Greentica hand kisses. Its adorable I can't*
anyway yknow how hard it is to write this on kindle?
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Countryhumans Headcanons (but they're better)
Randombecause my old shit was c r i n g e If you are reading this on any website other than Wattpad, it has been reposted without my consent.
