tbh i'm deleting the old one it was trash
but the good headcanons i had are gonna be copy&pasted into here because hands hurt
Ame's kids appeared outta nowhere- they ain't related
i did not make this (^) one, but i have no memory so creds to the og creator of headcanon
Ame & Confederate take care of 50 states, 7 territories, 6 military branches, the FBI, CIA, DC, NASA, and NATO, which is like 70 people but okay ig
States would have the wings of their state bird and be obsessed with things to do with their state. For example, Louisiana has pelican wings, loves Mardi Gras, makes beignets, and has a bald cypress tree as a plant.
A few states can speak other languages. Texas speaks Spanish, Louisiana speaks French, Alaska speaks Russian, etc.
Ame's accent changes a lot. One second he's talking like a Southerner and the next he sounds like a New Yorker. (Note: I didn't come up with this one either but I don't know who came up with it)
Remember when I said the states weren't related? Technically a few are- there's some twins, like North and South Dakota, and the 13 colonies, albeit they aren't related, they practically are with the way they act around each other.
Most State/Cityhumans aren't related otherwise legit everything would be incest
Mild edit to this one: Poland hates most of Germany's family, but he's just creeped out by East & West and deathly afraid of German Empire
Technically there's two versions of Japan (minus Imperial Japan): Neko, the younger sister known for her anime and shipping, and Japan, the older brother who gets no sleep
Soviet was a terrible father- but Third was a decent one
East & West Germany are twins and younger than modern Germany
Ame has started to learn Russian so he can surprise Russia
Imperial committed self-deletus right before Nagasaki was nuked so his kids surrendered for him
When Fascist attempted to switch sides, Third threatened to invade Italy, and when Fascist did switch sides, Third held good to his word
Countryhumans know all of their national things (flower, animal, etc)
Florida is clingy and acts out when he doesn't get attention
Ohio is creepy-
Antarctica knows all versions of sign language and is actually making up his own with Greenland
China likes how the pandemic is keeping people away from him, he likes the privacy
Soviet killed the Russian Empire
Austria-Hungary is dating German Empire (UPDATE: THEY ARE MARRIED, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OTHERWISE-)
Austria-Hungary has two kids, Austria & Hungary
New York is trying to get the other states to act out Hamilton with him, but only got Louisiana in because of Lafayette's existence
A country's ringtone is their national anthem
UN, EU, ASEAN, and other organizations can speak the language of any country in their organization
England has pet corgis.
England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are Britain's brothers.
Aussie has a pet everything
the black eyes AU- organizations (no culture), Ame (a shoot ton of cultures) and in one eye for Britain (heh, contacts hide it) and Soviet (eyepatch)
Countryhumans disguise themselves as humans.
Aussie hates emus with all of his being
YOU ARE READING
Countryhumans Headcanons (but they're better)
Randombecause my old shit was c r i n g e If you are reading this on any website other than Wattpad, it has been reposted without my consent.
