Angels

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Guys: Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No but I bet it did for you since your face looks like that.
Guy: You just admitted I'm an angel
Girl: That's exactly why we won't work, I like bad boys.
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Friends are there no matter what. When you want them there or not.
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