smartie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE DICKHEADS SCARED OFF MY DATE ONCE
THE FACT THAT SCORPIO STILL DOESNT GET THAT THEYRE ASSHOLES PROVES HOW STUPID HE IS

simp
YUO SEE MY POITN?

aquarium
fuck this is bad
knowing them they might out all of us to our parents

fishy
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
CANCY AND I WERE THERE WHEN THEY APPEARED

mom
Wait but how did they get here?
The only way to get to earth is if King Ophiuchus sends you here and he doesn't trust them

fabulousest person here
are you saying they illegally came here?

mom
Maybe

simp
wyh do you thikn they came

fishy
idk but probably something evil considering it's them

fabulousest person here
whatever it is, we need to stop them before they hurt anyone
yes i know i sound like those characters from movies and shows and shit DEAL WITH IT

꧁♥︎꧂

"So, Scorpio, why do you hate Aries again?" Callisto asked his brother.

"You know why," Scorpio said.

"Wait, Aries is the redhead who clearly dyed it that color, right?" Stella asked.

"Yeah. It's actually not dyed though. He was just the weird family member who got red hair when the rest of his family has black hair," Scorpio said.

"Really? Also I hate him too. So disgusting," Stella said.

"Same," Callisto agreed.

"Yeah. He annoys the fuck out of me. So does Minnie, but she didn't do anything that is worthy of me hating her," Scorpio said. "Except, you know, the sleeping-without-covering-her-feet-with-a-blanket thing. But that's lighthearted. What Aries did is not."

"Yeah. I can't believe he would do such a thing," Stella said.

Then Scorpio got a notification from his phone so he took it out.

aries
ok loko scorpio i knwo you haet me and i hate yuo but im telling you your brtoher and sister are not good poeple

scorpio
what makes you think i'm going to believe you out of all people?

aries
i know you dont truts me but i swaer
ive never told aynone this but oen time your sister saw me kissing a boy and thretaened to kill us both and actually pulled guns out
she carreid a gun aroudn w her

scorpio
now you're accusing my siblings of being evil???
and homophobic???
they aren't
why the fuck would she carry a gun with her?

aries
plaese scorpio im not kiddign

scorpio
look i know you hate me but you don't have to frame my siblings like that

aries
wait scorpio
plaese
i sewar she did

scorpio
you're so annoying bye

Scorpio turned off his notifications. "So, you wanna go somewhere? I'm bored."

"Sure," Stella said. "Why don't we go to one of your friends' houses?"

"Good idea," Scorpio said. "I'll ask Minnie Mouse."

scorpio
hey min

minnie
hey scorpi
are you busy

minnie
eh not really

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