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let me guess, the first letter of your name starts with a B?

something like Bertha or Beatrice.

are you a Beatrice?

you still are trying to figure this out?

I've been thinking about it all night. My eyes hurt from staring at a list of baby names in alphabetical order.

you'll never figure it out.

or maybe its Brittany but pronounced (Brith-ney)

are you a (Brith-ney)?

I'm appalled that you would even think that.

sure, where I live you may see some Brittany's

but if that was me I'd delete every trace of me off the internet.

surely it cant be that bad...

you can only imagine.

can you give me a hint?

no.

pweasee, it doewsnt hawe to be biwg owr smawll🥺

first of all, never do that again.

second, it sounds like you're talking about your dick

and third, if this even helps, my dad is a huge chemistry nerd and my mom is a mathematician

it limits your name choice from being god knows how much to...100,000,000.

I know you did not just sit here and calculate the possibilities.

'calculate the possibilities'🤓

and you're right, I didn't.

I guesstimated.

you what?

estimated by guessing.

who decided on the name finally?

dad

that knocks that number down by alot.

how much are we talking boss?

10,465

I'm going to take a guess and say that your name

is based off an element from the periodic table.

how the hell.

HA! they don't call me 'know it all nick' for nothing.

eww dude your name is Nick?! Thats even worse the Brittany.

thats the most generic white boy name I've ever heard.

dude, rude.

anyway that now lowers the number to

one hundred and...eighteen?

I can't read this thing.

you're correct

Thank god, that would've been embarrassing.

why? did you fail 10th grade chemistry?

....

YOU FAILED 10TH GRADE CHEMISTRY?

HOW?

IT WAS HARD OKAY??

AND TEACHER WAS NO HLP EITHER

SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME THE DIFFERECE BETWEN

ATMOIC NUMBER AND MASS

WELL DO YOU KNOW NOW?

YES.

YOU DON'T SOUND SO SURE LMFAO

IS YOUR NAME COBALT?

NO

NICKEL?

NO

COPPER????

NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU AREN'T TRYING ANYMORE.

OKAY IM GOING TO TAKE A WILD GUESS

BECAUSE I SAW IT AND THOUGHT

"HEY THIS COULD BE IT"

what d'you got?

cesium.

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