Time skips to the day Nora comes
"All right, appleschmear season is officially open!!"
Tom yells as Sarah pitches him a apple which he hits with a tennis racket
We take turns throwing apples at Mr. Baker for a while when Sarah yells "timeout Noras here!!"
I assumed everyone was going to run to the car so I could just kinda slowly make my way over without drawing to much attention.
until Jake grabbed my hand an made me run the rest of the way with him
"No no no no!!!!" Hank yelled
"Kids, please do not touch the LeBaron. Just had it detailed"
"Hey, whoa, Tom. Tom, can we please, uh, ask the kids to respect the perimeter around the LeBaron?"
"Y'all are right he is a doorknob." I whisper to Jake and Mark making them giggle
"Hey, hey, respect the perimeter, kids. Come on. Respect— back up Back up"The parents direct away from the car
"Nora. Nora welcome." Said Mr. Baker embracing his daughter
"Since when did we have a new kid" Nora asked looking at me
"Oh hi I'm—"
"That's Jake's girlfriend" Mike tells Nora
"We are not dating!!" Jake and I yell at Mike at the same time
"Tell that to your hands." Kimmy said holding up are hands that were still intertwined at that moment
We both let go and look away from each other
"I'm y/n the next door neighbor but I am here almost every second of the day so you will see me a lot."
Nora smiled and said nice to meet you still laughing about what Kimmy and Mike said
"Great another kid." Hank said rolling his eyes this dude deserves what he is going to get
As we all started walking towards the door Sarah tells says "battle stations" so Jake and I run to are skateboards
"Heads up Hank" Kimmy yells as Sarah throws a apple towards him
"Yo Hank!!" Jake and I say as we do a trick on are skateboard over the hose
When he stepped back Nigel and Kyle pulled the hose tight and he fell into the dirty water in the kitty pool
As the girl twins and Mark distract Hank we work on phase two of the plan
We were in the laundry room with a bunch of raw meat and Hanks underwear
"Chop sticks." Sarah says and Henry hands her some as he stuffed his nose with cotton balls
Open meat bucket Sarah asked as Mike opened it I gaged and put my shirt over my nose
"Begin underwear soaking" Sarah dropped them into the bucket and Henry pushed them down with the end of a hokey stick
"Remind me bring my own hokey stick next time we play." I said gaging again
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Cheaper by the dozen Jake Baker X reader
FanfictionWhen the Baker family is forced to leave the one place they have every known they think that they are going to hate every part about the move until the girl next door aka y/n introduces her self to Jake the 6th of the 12 kids. ⚠️This story has some...
