Stalker alter fail:
Hey can I have your number I know Tiffany (your bff) she told me a lot about you.
um.... sure ill just tell her I say you today. I guess...
No. No, I haven't talked to her in a long time and want to surprise her.
*stalker alter goes off*
BULLSHIT!
what?
YOU HEARD ME BULLFUXKINGSHIT!
*few months later*
Arrive at birthday party you see him there talking with Tiffany
oh hey....
Yah....
oh this is Michael, Michael this is (a/n)
right...I'm just gonna leave....
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