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Fifty-Five

Y/n

HEDBWJKFGEG YOU HAVE A RECATION MEME OF YOURSELF

Samantha

*reaction

Y/n

stfu u fuckn bird i'll pluck you

Samantha

i am afraid

Y/n

good

11:29pm

Y/n

SHINY EVERYWHERE

Witchyboo❤

SO MUCH SHINY

Y/n

THE SHIN

Witchyboo❤

SHIN SHIN

Y/n

SINNNYY

Witchyboo❤

SINNY SIN SHINE

Mr Boss

how much have they had to drink

Archer Man

I TRIED TO STOP THEM
BUT THEN THEY STARTED DOWNING SHOTS
I'M SORRY

Y/n

DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOTS

Witchyboo❤

HELL YEAAA

Archer Man

NOO

2:49am

Bunky

Where's y/n and wanda and pietro

Archer Man

SHIT FUCK I QUIT
PIETRO GRABBED WANDA AND SPED OFF
THEN HE CAME BACK FOR Y/N AND HE RAN INTO A WALL
I FUCKING HATE THIS JOB

Mr Boss

WELL WHERE ARE THEY NOW???

Archer Man

I DONT KNOW

Tasha

you lost my babies

Archer Man

IF THEY'RE YOURS WHY WAS I LOOKING AFTER THEM????

Bruce Ban The Science Man

Fair point.

Barbie

IT IS A SHAME THAT LADIES Y/N AND WANDA CANNOT HOLD THEIR LIQUOR

Samantha

And Pietro

Barbie

OH NO, HE CAN HOLD IT QUITE WELL. HE SIMPLY STOLE MY ENTIRE FLASK OF ASGRADIAN WHISKEY.

Mr Boss

this is a disaster
they're not in the hotel anymore

Tasha

then where the fuck are they???

Piepie

i jsut witnessssedd somthing bueatiful

Archer Man

PIETRO

Mr Boss

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS/??

Y/n

leik thre blooks awya

Mr Boss

come back

Y/n

sory toni but im a marreed wonam now

Tasha

...

Bunky

oh no

Archer Man

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE

Y/n

some miastkes get made

Witchyboo❤

taht's alrihgt

Piepie

tahts okey

Archer Man

NO IT IS NOT

Witchyboo❤

yuo mya think thta yiru in lovveeeee

Y/n

im inloevvee with my WIFEEEEEEEEE

Witchyboo❤

AND IM IN LVOE WTIH MYYYYYNEEEEEEE

Mr Boss

oh my god

Tasha

Did they really get married?

Piepie

yeas
it wsa beuaftiul

Archer Man

FUCK

Bug

look on the bright side
neither of them can be pregnant

Witchyboo❤

Y/n cna we have babie

Y/n

yas

Bunky

thanks for that peter