The Uninvited Lovers ✅

Part 6

Sana: Bola na Adi, mujhe nahi aana. Mujhe ek interview ki taiyyari karni hai, shaam ke liye.

Adi: Yeh shaam ko kaun interview le raha hai?

Sana: Arey, mere college hours aur interviewer ke hours nahi match ho rahe the, so shaam ko rakh diya.

Ruhi: Leave na Adi. Usko nahi aana toh hum log chalte hai. Waise tu aati toh JP ko company mil jaata.

JP: (puppy face) Haan. Sirf Sana hi mujhe samojh sakti hai.

Sana: Job milne do JP, tab chalungi sab ke saath. Thik hai?

JP: Thik hai Sana. All di bey-st.

Adi: Yeah Sana. Good luck. Waise hostel drop kar doon kya?

Ruhi: Adi, hum late ho jaayenge. (Frustrated)

Adi: Shopping ke liye kaunsa late? Movie toh shaam ko dekhenege.

Sana: Nahi Adi, I'll manage. Tum log jao. Bye. Enjoy!
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Next day in college:

Sana goes to the canteen and sits with the group. Her face showed frustration.

Adi: Kya hua yaar? Tensed ho. Interview kaisa raha?

Sana: Kaisa interview yaar? Interview ke 1 ghante pehle phone karke interviewer bola ki usko kuch urgent kaam hai toh woh kahi aur phasa hua hai aur aate aate late ho jayega. Agar mein khudh waha chali jao toh interview le lega jaldi. Usne mujhe meeting ka location bheja. Main waha gayi toh woh koi office nahi, ek ghar tha. Mujhe upar se niche ghoor ke bola ki naukri chahiye toh mere saath sona padega.

Adi: What the hell? Kaun tha woh? Kaunsi company thi? Naam batao uska. (Clenching his jaws)

JP: Oh my God! Phir kya hua? (Shocked)

Sana: Naam jaan ke kya karoge Adi? Sabak sikhaa ke aayi hoon usse. JP, hona kya tha? I kicked his balls before walking out bindaas. Laat maarti hoon aisi naukri pe jaha majhburi ka fayda uttaye. Kaam chahe 200% kara le, but aise sexual exploitation bilkul nahi chalegi.

Adi: Waise tujhe nahi lagta usko aur saza milni chahiye? Tu uska naam chupakar galat kar rahi hai? Mujhe uska naam bata bas, main aage handle kar lunga.

Sana: Koi halka sa thappad nahi maara. Aisa maara ki woh zindagi mein kisi ladki ke saath kuch nahi kar paayega. Toh rehne de ab. Bas naukri mil jaaye kahi, main pareshan ho gayi hoon ab.

Ruhi: Ye sab harkate karne se achcha mere papa se baat kar le. Tarkki logon ko bas ladki chahiye, phir chahe wo ladki kaisi bhi ho.

Sana: (rolls her eyes) Choddo!! Chalo lecture attend karte hai time ho gaya.
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"Haaye Ram, Satyanash ho tera. Khotya ye kya kiya tune? Purey ghee main paani mila diya..", screams the caterer and starts hitting his 5 year old son.

Sana runs to rescue the child. She pulls the child and hides him behind her.

Sana: Oye, yeh kyaa kar rahe ho? Bachche ko kyu maar rahe ho?

Caterer: Aap beech mein na padho madam. Iski maa iski yahi kartooth dekh ke kisi aur ke saath bhaag gayi. Ab main jaha jaata hoon, isko saath leke jana padta hai aur ye koi na koi kaand kar deta hai. Dekho ghee main saara paani mila diya. Main tehra gareeb aadmi, malik dekhega toh meri naukri chali jayegi.

Sana: Toh ab isko maarne se naukri reh jaayegi kya? Chota bachcha hai, nasamajh hai. Aap isko marne ke bajaai thande dimaag se hal nikaal sakte ho na?

Caterer: Kya hal nikaale? Aap batao.. aapka dimaag tanda hai. Aap ghee mein se paani nikaal ke batao.

Sana: Ye kiya na samajhdaaro wali baat. Sana ke pass har problem ka solution hai. Lao aap ye patila mujhe do main nikaal ke batati hoon ghee main se paani.

Caterer hesitantly gives her the bowl.

Sana: Ab ghee garmi ke wajah se pura pighla hua hai. Iss patile ko hum rakhenge fridge main. (Places the bowl in ice cream fridge) Ab ye halka tanda hone par ghee jamm jayega aur aap patila cross karke paani nikaal do. Dyaan se, jyada tanda ho jaayega toh paani bhi jammke barf ban jayega. Tab isko alag karna mushkil ho jayega. Samjhe aap?

Caterer: Arey wah!! Aapne toh chutki main iska hal nikal diya..

Sana: (raises her imaginary collar) Aap kar paoge na ye kaam?

Caterer: Haan, kar lunga. Thank you Madamji aapka.

Sana: Aur main iss chotu shaitan ko bahar leke jaati hoon. Taaki yeh aur koi khaand na kare.

Sidharth was standing near the kitchen entrance and watching Sana. He was astounded by her brilliant presence of mind and problem solving ability. She truly had solution to all the problems he thought.

Sana turns around and finds him. He was dressed in navy blue embroidered sherwani with white pant. She gives him a bright smile.

Sana: Arey wah, phir se kismat ne apna kaam kar hi diya.

Sidharth: Haan, par kal kismat ne mere saath nahi diya. Main galat shaadi mein pahuch gaya.

Sana: Shayad nahi kyuki kal mera vrat tha toh maine koyi shaadi attend hi nahi kiya.

Sidharth: Achcha? Tum vrat bhi rakhti ho? Kaunsa vrat tha? Kal toh somvaar nahi tha..

Sana: Interview ka vrat. Kal interview tha mera toh automatic vrat ho gaya.

Sidharth: Matlab kal tumne sach mein kuch nahi khaaya?

Sana: Chance tha kisi kaa khoon peene ka par nahi peeya, kyuki ganda khoon tha.

Sidharth: (confused) Kiska khoon?

Sana: Tha ek tarkki buddha interviewer jo interview ke aad mein mera faida utana chahta tha.

Sidharth: What? Tum thik ho?

Sana: Mujhe kya hoga? Main koi abla naari thodi hoon jo bolegi (dramatically) "Nahi.. Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chodd do", "Paapi, bhagwaan se darr", "Tum meri baap ki umar ke ho" etc. Bhagwaan sirf unki madat karte hai jo khudh apni madat karna seekhe. Maine us tarkki ka tabla laat maarke phaad diya. Ab shayad hi zindagi mein phir bajje.. (laughs)

Sidharth: Thank God! Waise woh kaun tha?

Sana: Kyu? (She looks at the little kid) Hey bhagwaan. Oye badmaash, ye kya kiya tune? (In shock)

Sidharth: Kya hua?

Sana: Caterer ke ladke ne kaand kar diya. Mere blouse ki dori khol di peeche se.

Sidharth: Ab? Main baand doon?

Sana: Huh? Kyu? Mere haathon mein kya mehendi lagi hai?

Sidharth: Tumhara haath pahuchega waha tak?

Sana: Lagta hai movies jyada dekhte ho. Ofcourse, pehle bhi maine hi baanda tha, koi Salman Khan aake baand ke nahi gaya..

Sidharth: Mujhe kya pata? Maine kabhi blouse nahi pehna. Waise aaj tum apni hari waali lehenga kaha chodd aayi? Aaj toh lal chaddhi nazar aa rahi ho.

Sana: Woh itna kaam karti hoon toh paseene ka smell aane laga tha toh maine usko dhone mein daal diya. Aur yeh meri room mate ka ghaagra choli hai. Thik hai, ab mujhe cover karo main baand leti hoon..

He stands infront of her to cover while she tied it facing her back towards the wall.

Sana: Thik hai, chalo mein thoda kaam kar leti hoon warna halak ke neeche khaana nahi uttarega. Iss ladke ko sambhaalna. Nahi toh pata chala kisi aur ladki ki dori khol di. Aur haan apna churidar ka naada bhi sambhaalna isse, warna.. (winks & laughs)

Sidharth smiles as she leaves to work.

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To be continued.. ❤️❤️

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