Shrek x Midoriya

He comin for dat booty

One rainy stormy day this green haired boy was lost and couldn't figure out his way to fucking home
He ended up in shrek world
He looked around curiously and was confused as fuck cause it sure did not look like fucking Japan

It looked like a dirty swamp and it smelled like ass

At this point he knew he died

Shrek popped his ass out of a muddy puddle which Is most likely his shat
He sensed someone was watching him so he turned to see a broccoli
Shrek wanted to eat his hair
But Midoriya(the green haired broccoli boy) screamed at the sight, at first....but then one more glance at his poop eyes and green skin he couldn't help but..
But...
But...
Nvm he was still terrified of shrek
So he ran out of there

Shrek grabbed his thong and puts it on  his fat butt cheeks dragged put and the thing sunk deep between the crack so it looked like he was just butt naked

Anyways

Mr garrison came out of no where and wanted shrek to be his husband
But shrek refused as he was in love with that broccoli boy cause his hair looked tasty

Mr garrison cried

Shrek drove in one of bob the builders ugly truck things and tried to catch up with the broccoli

But midoriya ran the fuck all the way back to Japan some how like Narnia
But no he was actually planning on going to Narnia next Tuesday but all of his friends refused to go with him

Shrek found his way to japan by coming out of bakugous toilet
He found midoriya and said wait

He turned around and couldnt believe that fat fuck found his way to japan
Shrek wanted to ask midoriya on a date but didnt know what to say
So he just wrote it down on toilet paper with his shit

It said:  please go out with me I think you have tasty hair - shrek

Midoriya read it and blushed
But he still was unsure

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BAKUGOU CAME OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE AND YELLED AT SHREK

DEKU IS MINE HE IS MY HUNNYBOO
BOO

SHREK GOT mad and beat the shit out of bakugou this fight lasted for about 10 days

Midoriya was just sitting in a chair watching the fight caus rhe didnt give two fucks

Bakugou ran away cause he needed to use the washroom

Shrek thought he won so he carried the broccoli to a random house and made him dinner
It was poptarts
They ate them and watched TV later
A movie was on and it was called Dora dies from getting smashed in bed from sex with a green fat flub

Also this is the end I'm lazy bye