1. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!
2. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
3. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
4. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
5. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
6. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
7. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes.
8. What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
9. What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
10. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?"
11. Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired.
