me: EDWARD CULLEN
edward:*walks in slowly looking depressed* what?
me:O-o
edward: why are you looking at me like that?
me: o-O
edward: why are you still looking at me like that?
me:ARE YOU A UNICORN?
edward:no why would i be a unicorn?
me: THEN WHY DO YOU SPARKLE WHEN YOU GO IN THE LIGHT???
edward: because thats what all vampire do.....
me: NO THEY DON'T VAMPIRE DIE WHEN THEY DO THAT THEY DONT FREAKING SPARKLE THATS RETARDED... ooooohhhh i get it. nevermind.
edward: what do you get??
me; well you see twlight is such a stupid movie(sorry twlight fans) that if any of it made any sense at all people might not believe it's a twlight movie.
edward: did you just say that to my face?? *takes out fangs and trys to look scary*
me:*read in deep demon voice* OH YA I DID. YOU GOT A PROBELM????O-o
edward:*screams like a girl and runs out of my mind*
me: oh ya you better run.
THE END
